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Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

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Human Beings are the only animals that blush, or need to.

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Never argue with people who buy ink by the gallon.

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.

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Vote: The only commodity that is peddleable without a license.

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One learns peoples through the heart, not the eyes or the intellect.

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Narrative should flow as flows the brook down through the hills and the leafy woodlands...a brook that never goes straight for a minute, but goes and goes briskly, sometimes ungrammatically, and sometimes fetching a horseshoe of ¾ of a mile around and at the end of the circuit flowing within a yard of the path that it traversed an hour before; but always going and always following at least one law, always loyal to that law, the law of narrative, which has no law. Nothing to do but make the trip; the how of it is not important, so that the trip is made.

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A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.

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I don't see any use in having a uniform and arbitrary way of spelling words. We might as well make all clothes alike and cook all dishes alike. Sameness is tiresome; variety is pleasing.

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Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat.

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No one is sane, straight along, year in and year out, and we all know it. Our insanities are of varying sorts, and express themselves in varying forms-fortunately harmless forms as a rule.

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I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.

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I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure.

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Brooklyn praise is half slander.

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I think I can say, and say with pride, that we have some legislatures that bring higher prices than any in the world.

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If you had made the acquiring of ignorance the study of your life, you could not have graduated with higher honor than you could to-day.

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A healthy and wholesome cheerfulness is not necessarily impossible to any occupation.

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The symbol of the race ought to be a human being carrying an ax, for every human being has one concealed about him somewhere, and is always seeking the opportunity to grind it.

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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.

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A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

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