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Out of the public schools comes the greatness of the nation.

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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.

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It is not best to use our morals weekdays, it gets them out of repair for Sunday.

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Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly ofthe storm of thought that is forever flowing through one's head.

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Independence-is loyalty to one's best self and principles, and this is often disloyalty to the general idols and fetishes.

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We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world and it's efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read-

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I have spent most of my life worrying about things that have never happened.

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To be, or not to be; that is the bare bodkin That makes calamity of so long life.

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We find not much in ourselves to admire, we are always privately wanting to be like somebody else. If everybody was satisfied with himself, there would be no heroes

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If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together, who would escape hanging?

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Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employs a million.

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I simply can't resist a cat, particularly a purring one.

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Armor is heavy, yet it is a proud burden, and a man standeth straight in it.

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Few of us stand prosperity; another man's I mean.

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Faith is believing things you know aint true

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You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?

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He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.

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There are things which some people never attempt during their whole lives, but one of these is not poetry. Poetry attacks all human beings sooner or later, and, like the measles, is mild or violent according to the age of the sufferer.

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More than once I had seen a noble who had gotten his enemy at a disadvantage stop to pray before cutting his throat.

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As to the human race. There are many pretty and winning things about the human race. It is perhaps the poorest of all the inventions of all the gods but it has never suspected it once. There is nothing prettier than its naive and complacent appreciation of itself. It comes out frankly and proclaims without bashfulness or any sign of a blush that it is the noblest work of God. It has had a billion opportunities to know better, but all signs fail with this ass. I could say harsh things about it but I cannot bring myself to do it-it is like hitting a child.

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