Mark Twain Quotes, Book Quotes, Years Quotes

Every person is a book, each year a chapter.

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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

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The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without bursting one's clothes.

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Don't wake up a woman in love. Let her dream, so that she does not weep when she returns to her bitter reality

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the more I know about people, the better I like my dogs.

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The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.

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Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

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It is easy to make plans in this world; even a cat can do it; and when one is out in those remote oceans it is noticeable that a cat's plans and a man's are worth about the same. There is much the same shrinkage in both, in the matter of values.

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I reverently believe that the Maker who made us all makes everything in New England but the weather. I don't know who makes that, but I think it must be raw apprentices in the weather clerk's factory who experiment and learn how, in New England, for board and clothes, and then are promoted to make weather for countries that require a good article, and will take their custom elsewhere if they don't get it...

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I wish I could make him understand that a loving good heart is riches enough, and that without it intellect is poverty.

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It's my opinion that every one I know has morals, though I wouldn't like to ask. I know I have. But I'd rather teach them than practice them any day. "Give them to others"-that's my motto.

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I do not want Michael Angelo for breakfast-but for luncheon-for dinner- for tea-for supper-for between meals.

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Out of the unconscious lips of babes and sucklings are we satirized.

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Never miss an opportunity to shut up.

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I conceive that the right way to write a story for boys is to write so that it will not only interest boys but strongly interest any man who has ever been a boy. That immensely enlarges the audience.

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All generalizations are false, including this one.

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You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?

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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

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Patriotism is usually the refuge of the scoundrel. He is the man who talks the loudest.

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The most outrageous lies that can be invented will find believers if a person only tells them with all his might.

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