Mark Twain Quotes, Honesty Quotes, Use Quotes

All my life I have been honest-comparatively honest. I could never use money I had not made honestly-I could only lend it.

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Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail.

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School gets in the way of my learning.

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

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My father and I were always on the most distant terms when I was a boy--a sort of armed neutrality, so to speak. At irregular intervals this neutrality was broken, and suffering ensued; but I will be candid enough to say that the breaking and the suffering were always divided up with strict impartiality between us--which is to say, my father did the breaking, and I did the suffering.

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One of the proofs of the immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed it. They also believed the world was flat.

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Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.

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There was never a century nor a country that was short of experts who knew the Deity's mind and were willing to reveal it.

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Why was the human race created? Or at least why wasn't something creditable created in place of it? God had His opportunity. He could have made a reputation. But no, He must commit this grotesque folly - a lark which must have cost Him a regret or two when He came to think it over and observe effects.

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An enemy can partly ruin a man, but it takes a good-natured injudicious friend to complete the thing and make it perfect.

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The solution to our water problems is more rain.

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I could be an idiot, or I can serve in Congress, but I repeat myself.

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'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.

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You can never find a Christian who has acquired this valuable knowledge, this saving knowledge, by any process but the everlasting and all-sufficient 'people say.'

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If the metrics you are looking at aren't useful in optimizing your strategy - stop looking at them.

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When I am king they shall not have bread and shelter only, but also teachings out of books, for a full belly is little worth where the mind is starved.

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Imagination labors best in distant fields.

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Prohibition only drives drunkenness behind doors and into dark places, and does not cure it or even diminish it.

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We find not much in ourselves to admire, we are always privately wanting to be like somebody else. If everybody was satisfied with himself, there would be no heroes

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There is no such thing as the Queen's English. The property has gone into the hands of a joint stock company and we own the bulk of the shares!

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