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I wish to become rich, so that I can instruct the people and glorify honest poverty a little, like those kind hearted, fat, benevolent people do.

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All emotion is involuntary when genuine.

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Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.

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The heart is the real fountain of youth.

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God pours out love upon all with a lavish hand -- but He reserves vengeance for His very own.

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Whatever thing men call great, look for it in Joan of Arc, and there you will find it.

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If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present.

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There ain't anything that is so interesting to look at as a place that a book has talked about.

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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

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The secret to success: find out where people are going and get there first

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There isn't a Parallel of Latitude but thinks it would have been the Equator if it had had its rights.

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Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.

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A discriminating irreverence is the creator and protector of human liberty.

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In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that.

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Sometimes I lifted a chicken that warn't roosting comfortable, and took him along. Pap always said, take a chicken when you get achance, because if you don't want him yourself you can easy find somebody that does, and a good deed ain't ever forgot. I never see papa when he didn't want the chicken himself, but that is what he used to say, anyway.

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Give a man a reputation as an early riser and he can sleep 'til noon.

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We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world and it's efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read-

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I should have been glad to acquire some sort of idea of Hindu theology, ... but the difficulties were too great.

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Custom is petrification, nothing but dynamite can dislodge it for a century.

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If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read and write, everyone would limp and stutter.

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