Mark Twain Quotes, Suggestions Quotes, Arguing Quotes

Women cannot receive even the most palpably judicious suggestion without arguing it; that is, married women.

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I have learned that there lies dormant in the souls of all men a penchant for some particular musical instrument an an unsuspected yearning to play on it, which are bound to wake up an demand attention someday. Therefore you who rail at such that disturb your slumbers with unsuccessful and demoralizing attempts to subjugate a guitar, beware! For sooner or later your own time will come.

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The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.

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Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one.

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A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.

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Write without pay until somebody offers to pay.

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To get the right word in the right place is a rare achievement. To condense the diffused light of a page of thought into the luminous flash of a single sentence, is worthy to rank as a prize composition just by itself...Anybody can have ideas--the difficulty is to express them without squandering a quire of paper on an idea that ought to be reduced to one glittering paragraph.

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You are about as happy as you make up your mind to be.

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And what is a man without energy? Nothing - nothing at all.

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A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose.

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Love heightens all senses - except the common.

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You ought never to sass old people- unless they sass you first.

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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

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It is at our mother's knee that we acquire our noblest and truest and highest ideals.

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Human beings can be awful cruel to one another.

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When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.

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It's lovely to live on a raft. We had the sky up there, all speckled with stars, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss about whether they was made or only just happened.

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I have spent most of my life worrying about things that have never happened.

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I asked Tom if countries always apologized when they had done wrong, and he says - "Yes; the little ones does".

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I ordinarily smoke fifteen cigars during my five hours' labours, and if my interest reaches the enthusiastic point, I smoke more. I smoke with all my might, and allow no intervals.

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