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Honor is a harder master than the law.

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Two days overdue, THE WORLD'S WORK has not reached me. Pray make a note of this. I would rather not have to resort to violence.

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It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

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A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.

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There are no accidents, all things have a deep and calculated purpose; sometimes the methods employed by Providence seem strange and incongruous, but we have only to be patient and wait for the result: then we recognize that no others would have answered the purpose, and we are rebuked and humbled.

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But it warn't no time to be sentimentering.

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But we love the Old Travelers. We love to hear them prate and drivel and lie.

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The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.

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The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo.

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It may be called the Master Passion, the hunger for self-approval.

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I do not see how astronomers can help feeling exquisitely insignificant, for every new page of the Book of the Heavens they open reveals to them more and more that the world we are so proud of is to the universe of careening globes as is one mosquito to the winged and hoofed flocks and herds that darken the air and populate the plains and forests of all the earth. If you killed the mosquito would it be missed? Verily, What is Man, that he should be considered of God?

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Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.

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There isn't anything so grotesque or so incredible that the average human being can't believe it.

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The report of my death was an exaggeration.

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I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.

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Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either occasion.

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Brooklyn praise is half slander.

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Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion a child's loss of a doll and a king's loss of a crown are events of the same size.

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If all men were rich, all men would be poor.

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To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government and the sure and gradual deterioration of the public morals.

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