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Few things are more irritating than when someone who is wrong is also very effective in making his point.

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Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly ofthe storm of thought that is forever flowing through one's head.

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The law of work does seem utterly unfair-but there it is, and nothing can change it: the higher the pay in enjoyment the worker gets out of it, the higher shall be his pay in cash, too.

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Pessimist: The optimist who didn't arrive.

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A man may have no bad habits and have worse

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Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them.

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God has put something noble and good into every heart His hand created.

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As I have said before, I never had any large respect for good spelling. That is my feeling yet. Before the spelling-book came with its arbitrary forms, men unconsciously revealed shades of their characters, and also added enlightening shades of expression to what they wrote by their spelling, and so it is possible that the spelling-book has been a doubtful benevolence to us.

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Learn from the mistakes of others - you won't live long enough to make them all yourself. He's opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer him the position.

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And always we had wars, and more wars, and still other wars - all over Europe, all over the world. "Sometimes in the private interest of royal families," Satan said, "sometimes to crush a weak nation; but never a war started by the aggressor for any clean purpose - there is no such war in the history of the race."

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Being made merely in the image of God but not otherwise resembling him enough to be mistaken by anybody but a very near sighted person.

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Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse.

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Be good and you will be lonely.

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But they (the infantry) had no use for boys of twelve and thirteen, and before I had a chance in another war, the desire to kill people to whom I had not been introduced had passed away.

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It is more trouble to make a maxim than it is to do right.

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You need not expect to get your book right the first time.

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I do not allow my schooling to interfere with my education

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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

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Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name Bzjxxllwcp is pronounced Jackson.

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No church property is taxed and so the infidel and the atheist and the man without religion are taxed to make up the deficit.

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