Mark Twain Quotes, Sarcastic Quotes, Inspiration Quotes

In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.

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Too bad that youth is wasted on the young.

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When the human race has once acquired a superstition, nothing short of death is ever likely to remove it.

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Men are more compassionate/(nobler)/magnanimous/generous than God; for men forgive their dead, but God does not.

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What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.

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He liked to like people, therefore people liked him.

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Do right and you will be conspicuous.

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Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

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He is now rising from affluence to poverty.

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You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word.

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We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there.

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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

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Life is but a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream.

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There are 869 different forms of lying, but only one of them has been squarely forbidden. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.

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Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.

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We have to be despised by somebody whom we regard as above us, or we are not happy; we have to have somebody to worship and envy,or we cannot be content. In America we manifest this in all the ancient and customary ways. In public we scoff at titles and hereditary privilege, but privately we hanker after them, and when we get a chance we buy them for cash and a daughter.

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The silent colossal National Lie that is the support and confederate of all the tyrannies and shams and inequalities and unfairnesses that afflict the peoples — that is the one to throw bricks and sermons at.

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Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one.

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There is a sumptuous variety about the New England weather... In the spring I have counted one hundred and twenty-six different kinds of weather inside of four and twenty hours.

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