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An enemy can partly ruin a man, but it takes a good-natured injudicious friend to complete the thing and make it perfect.

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There is nothing in the world like persuasive speech to fuddle the mental apparatus.

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The difference between those that succeed and those that fail is, those that succeeded tried.

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Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over.

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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.

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Imagination labors best in distant fields.

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What a man sees in the human race is merely himself in the deep and honest privacy of his own heart. Byron despised the race because he despised himself. I feel as Byron did, and for the same reason.

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Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest.

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A gentleman is a man who can play the banjo, but doesn't.

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Everybody's private motto: It's better to be popular than right.

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Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

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Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

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The higher animals get their teeth without pain or inconvenience. Man gets his through months and months of cruel torture; he will never get a set which can really be depended on 'till a dentist makes him one.

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Stars and shadows ain't good to see by.

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Do not offer a compliment and ask a favor at the same time. A compliment that is charged for is not valuable.

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

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No man that has ever lived has done a thing to please God--primarily. It was done to please himself, then God next.

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Life becomes fully understandable only the moment we realise that we are all mad.

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We had a sunset of a very fine sort. The vast plain of the sea was marked off in bands of sharply-contrasted colors: great stretches of dark blue, others of purple, others of polished bronze; the billowy mountains showed all sorts of dainty browns and greens, blues and purples and blacks, and the rounded velvety backs of certain of them made one want to stroke them, as one would the sleek back of a cat.

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