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Don't wake up a woman in love. Let her dream, so that she does not weep when she returns to her bitter reality

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My memory was never loaded with anything but blank cartridges.

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Whenever a copyright law is to be made or altered, then the idiots assemble.

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Ignorance is not not knowin' - Ignorance is knowin' what ain't so.

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Politicians, old buildings, and prostitutes become respectable with age.

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The Mississippi River will always have its own way; no engineering skill can persuade it to do otherwise.

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Hero: Person in a book who does things which he can't and girl marries him for it.

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I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

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It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. Overnight success is a fallacy. It is preceded by a great deal of preparation. Ask any successful person how they came to this point in their lives, and they will have a story to tell.

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All scenery in California requires distance to give it its highest charm.

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I have seen an entire family lifted out of poverty and into affluence by the simple boon of a broken leg. I have had people come to me on crutches, with tears in their eyes, to bless this beneficient institution. In all my experiences of life, I have seen nothing so seraphic as the look that comes into a freshly mutilated man's face when he feels in his vest pocket with his remaining hand and finds his accident ticket all right.

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Never argue with people who buy ink by the gallon.

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To be human is to have one's little modicum of romance secreted away in one's composition. One never ceases to make a hero of one's self, (in private,) during life, but only alters the style of heroism from time to time as the drifting years belittle certain gods of his admiration and raise up others in their stead.

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Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

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A sincere compliment is always grateful to a lady, so long as you don't try to knock her down with it.

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Modesty antedates clothes and will be resumed when clothes are no more.

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Difference between savage and civilized man: one is painted, the other gilded.

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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

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Humor is the good natured side of a truth.

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I do see that there is an argument against suicide: the grief of the worshipers left behind, the awful famine in their hearts, these are too costly terms for the release.

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