Mark Twain Quotes, Rhyme Quotes

History doesn't repeat itself; it rhymes.

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Let us be grateful to Adam: he cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us the curse of labor.

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There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular one is Providence.

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A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong.

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Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

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Troubles are only mental; it is the mind that manufactures them, and the mind can gorge them, banish them, abolish them.

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Congressman is the trivialist distinction for a full grown man.

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The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.

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The blunting effects of slavery upon the slaveholder's moral perceptions are known and conceded the world over; and a priveleged class, an aristocracy, is but a band of slaveholders under another name.

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That's just the way: a person does a low-down thing, and then he don't want to take no consequences of it. Thinks as long as he can hide it, it ain't no disgrace.

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You are about as happy as you make up your mind to be.

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This is a Christian country. Why, so is hell. Inasmuch as Strait is the way and narrow is the gate, and few - few - are they that enter in thereat has had the natural effect of making hell the only really prominent Christian community in any of the worlds; but we don't brag of this and certainly it is not proper to brag and boast that America is a Christian country when we all know that certainly five-sixths of our population could not enter in at the narrow gate.

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An adventure is something that while it's happening you wish it wasn't.

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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

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I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.

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A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment, anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.

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Intellectual food is like any other; it is pleasanter and more beneficial to take it with a spoon than a shovel.

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Talent without work is useless, thank God

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Humorists of the 'mere' sort cannot survive. Humor is only a fragrance, a decoration.

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Life is short. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly and love truly.

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