Aisi Kya Dua Du Apko
Jo Apke Labo Pe Hasi K Phool Khila De
Bas Yahi Dua Hai Meri Rab Se
K Khuda Jaldi Se Apki Shadi Kara De.
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Oye Hoye Muskurahat To Dekho.
Phone karke sorry bol rhi thi..
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Bol rhi thi jesa tum bologe vesa karungi.
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Plzz mujhe chodd ke maat jao ..
. Mene Bhi Keh Diya Bhul Ja Mujhe.. .
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Pta nhi Kis ki Girlfriend thi.
Ek Maa Ki Request Hai
Please Ye Msg Itna Felao Ke Us Ke Beto Tak Pahuch Jaye..
Beta Ramesh Aur Suresh Pitaji Ki Patlun
Ek Bilaan Chhoti Ho Gayi Ho To Ghar Wapas Aa Jao.
Wo sadak ke us paar thi
Main sadak ke is paar tha
Kuch wo aage badhi
Kuch main aage badha
Aur kuch aage wo badhi
Aur kuch aage main badha
Kuch aur wo aage badhi
Kuch aur aage main badha
Aab wo sadak ke is paar thi
Aur main sadak ke us paar tha.. :-P
Ek ladke apni girlfriend se milne
gaya,
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kuch baat ke baad uski
girlfirend chai(tea) banane ke
liye kitchen chali gayi..
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Girlfriend ka mobile sofaype
... dekh kar ladke ne socha ke
chalo dekhte hai mera number
iss ne kis naam se save kya hai.. ??
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Dear, sweetu ya jaanu..
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Jab usne miss call di toh screen pe likh raha tha
“Murgha No.5?
Calling”.
बेटा: पापा, मैं दोस्त के घर के लिए कहकर
आया, मैं असल में G.B. Road आया था।
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पापा: तो अब क्यों बता रहा है?.
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बेटा: रेड पड़ गयी। छुड़ा लो थाने स
Aansu aap Ka Nikle aur
Aankhen Meri ho, Dil
aap Ka Dharke aur
Dharkein Meri Ho, Khuda Kare Hamara Payar Itnaa Gahara Ho, JOB aap Kare aur INCOME Meri Ho..Waris ali
mein tumko chand keh du magar usme bhi daag hai
phir socha suraj kehdu to usme aag hai,
phir socha tumko ‘BANDAR’ keh du…
Magar us kambakhat me bhi dimaag hai