Girl frnd 2 his Boy frnd : Jaanu tum to kehte the ki mere liye Tajmahal banaoge.
Boy frnd : Taj Mahal kya cheez hai mai tere liye usse bhi bada mahal banvaunga ,
Mumtaz ko to marne ke baad dafnaya tha mein tujhe zinda dafnayunga....:D
Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai.......
Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai.......
Are miss karna hai to macharo ko karo.......
jo apni jaan per khelkar bhi aapko kiss kiya karte hai.........
Master: How Old is ur father?
Pappu: As old as I am.
Master: How is it possible?
Pappu: He became father only after I was born.
Teacher ne bachon se kaha
“jab ham student they to bohat laiq they”
Aik bachay ne masoomiat se kaha
“Ap ko ustaad qabil mil gaey hon gey”
True Love Song.
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Bazigar O Bazigar,
Teri Mummy Ko Raji Kar,
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Oooo.
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Tune Dil Mera Toda,
Maine Fevicol Se Joda,
Mere Fevicol K Paise Vapas Karrrr.
Ek Maa Ki Request Hai
Please Ye Msg Itna Felao Ke Us Ke Beto Tak Pahuch Jaye..
Beta Ramesh Aur Suresh Pitaji Ki Patlun
Ek Bilaan Chhoti Ho Gayi Ho To Ghar Wapas Aa Jao.
1Daku(lady se)-
Ye sare zevar muje dede..??
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Lady-Le,
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Ye le,
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Payal le,
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Jhumke le,
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Chudi le
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Chain le
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Long le
,
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Sab lele....
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Aur LUGAAI bn ja NAAS-MITE. :)
एक बार एक लड़की मंदिर में भगवान से मन्नत मांगती है… हे भगवान किसी समझदार लड़के को मेरा ब्वॉयफ्रेंड बना दो प्लीज… भगवान बोले- अगर समझदार होगा तो इस लफड़े में ही नहीं पड़ेगा… घर जाओ बेटी
Subah ki thandhk badi hi nirali hai
Paton pr bund aur sb jagah hriyali hai
Uthkr dekhiye is subah ki roshani ko
Kya aapne brush kr ke kuch khaa li hai?
Hasino Ke Chehre Pe Har Waqt Khushi Hoti Hai,
Un Ke Labo Pe Har Waqt Hansi Hoti Hai,
Par Jish Hasina Pe Ye DiL Aata Hai,
Wo Pehle Se Hi Fansi Hoti Hai.
gali teri de kutte adiye bde kamine ae
tahin aj kall gali teri vich ona chadd ditta
bapu tera vekh ke sanu akha kdada ae tahin tenu vekh ke dippar jagona chadd ditta
police waleya galli teri vich lamba paa lya c
tahin tenu vekh ke horn bajona chadd ditta .....kulvinder bhuller....
Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne,
Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne!
Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k,
Ab to Aage wala hi daant torr diya us ne!
Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gaya,
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!
Sardiyan aaeen to laya maaltay mehboob k liye,
Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor diya us ne!
Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us zalim ne,
Milne ghar gaya to pechay kutta chor diya usny.
Father Watching TV Suddenly,Son Comes
Father :- Bechari Kitni Gareeb Ladkkiya Hain Kapdo Ke Liye Bhi Paise Nahi Hain
Son :- Inse Bhi Zyada Gareeb Ladkiya CD Par Hai Lau Kya???
शहर की लड़की की शादी गाँव मे हो गई
लड़की की सासु माँ ने उसे भैस को घास डालने को बोला
भैस के मुँह मे झाग देख कर लड़की वापीस आ गई तो
सासु माँ बोली क्या हुआ बहु
लड़की बोली भैस अभी कोलगेट कर रही है
माँ जी।
Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain,
Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hain,
Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hain,
Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti Hai