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Phone karke sorry bol rhi thi.. . Bol rhi thi jesa tum bologe vesa karungi. . Plzz mujhe chodd ke maat jao .. . Mene Bhi Keh Diya Bhul Ja Mujhe.. . . . . . . . Pta nhi Kis ki Girlfriend thi.

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Arz kiya hai- wo aapko ddur se dekhar apna duptta sambhal leti hai... mai iss baat sehairan hu ki wo itni dur se aapki niyat kaise pechan leti hai? Ya fir unki niyat me hi khot he

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Santa Ko Thane Mein Laya Gaya . . Aur Police Inpector Ke Aage Pesh Kiya Gaya . . . Inspector: “Tumne Is Bechare Bikhari Ko Itna Kyu Maara?”. . . . Santa: “Mene Isko Kitni Baar Bola Ki Main Aisa Waisa Aadmi Nahi Hoon, Fir Bhi Sala Bolta Hai, . . ."Ek Baar De De Baba“ . :P :D

10 years ago

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Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai khaab mein ek ladki aati hai, ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai…

10 years ago

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Arz hai- Chahte hain hum aapse Aisi dosti ka wada, . . . . . . .. Jaise .. . . . 5 rupye ka Vim Baar, . . . Gale kam aur chale zyada..:-)

10 years ago

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Tabiyat theek nahi thi, Doctor ke paas gaya tha to doctor ne bola, ek pagal ko SMS bhej do sub theek ho jayega, ...Aur maine apko sms bhej dia . Ab zara acha lag raha hai.

10 years ago

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Height of coolness:2 Guys coming out of theexaminatio n Hall with chips andcoke in hands....1st guy:which paper was it?...2nd guy:I think maths..... .1st guy:(surpr isingly) you readthe question paper?2nd guy: no I see a girl sittingbesides me using calculator ..

10 years ago

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4 dino ka pyar o rabba lambi judai. 4 dino ki chandni, phir andheri raat. 4 kitabein toh padh li, ab 4 paise bhi kama lo. Akhir hamari bhi 4 logon me koi izzat hai. Ye baat 4 log sunenge to kya kahenge... ke 4 din ki aayi bahu ne ye kamal kiya... 4 din toh ghar mein tik ke baith jati... Tum se kya 4 kadam bhi nahi chala jata? Wo aai aur 4 bateein suna ke chali gayi. 4 bottle vodka kaam mera roz ka.. @Love.Sp

10 years ago

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Pyaar To Humein Bhi Karna Tha, Par Kuch Khaas Nahi Hua.. Tajmahal To Humein Bhi Banana Tha.. Par afsos Ke.. Loan Pass Nahi Hua..

10 years ago

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Kya mast air chal raele hai Cow log grass eat kar raele hai Dog log bark bark kar raele hai Shaane log SMS kar raele hain DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.

10 years ago

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दिल की बात दिल में मत रखना, जो पसंद हो उससे आइ लव यू कहना, अगर वो गुस्से में आ जाए तो डरना मत, राखी निकालना और कहना प्यारी बहना मिलती रहना…

10 years ago

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12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia Ladki Ne Kiss Dia Wo Ghabra K Bhaga Ladki Ne Pucha: Kya Hua Ladka: Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu. jo samjha thoke like

10 years ago

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लड़को और लड़कियो मे भेदभाव स्कूलो से ही सिखाया जाता है . . . . एक तो लड़कियो को लड़को से अलग आगे बैठाएँगे और लड़को के लिए 5 डंडे और लड़कियो के लिए 2 डंडे...

10 years ago

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Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai.

10 years ago

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Rule Of Boys- Phulo Ki Mahak Churayi Nahi Jati . . Suraj Ki Kirne Chupayi Nahi Jati . . . Kitni B Beautiful Ho Apni Girlfriend Par . . . . Dusri Ladkiyo Se Nazar Hatai Nahi Jati

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Zindagi mai girlfriend banana bhi jaruri h pucho kyu kyu ki Zindagi mai khushyan hi sab kuchnahi hoti h tension bhi zaruuuuuuuuuri h

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Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay. Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.Hushain2

10 years ago

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"मोदी जी विदेश दौरे से वापिस लौटे" पायलट - सर, थोड़ी देर रुकेंगे ना हिंदुस्तान में... मैं भाग कर अपने बीवी बच्चों से मिल आता हूँ.... आपके तो हे नहीं.

10 years ago

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. INDIA :- Kabhi noto ke liye mar gaye, . Kabhi voto ke liye mar gaye.. . . kabhi sheela ki jawaani ke liye mar gaye.. . kabhi jalebi bai diwaani ke liye mar gaye.. . Kabhi fb pr LIKE SHARE k liye mar gye . kabhi jaati..paati ke naam par mar gaye.. . kabhi sarkaar ke kaam par mar gaye.. . . kabhi ham aapas me do gaz zamino ke liye mar gaye.. . . . hote aaj Veer BHAGAT SINGH to kehte.. yaar SUKH-DEV . RAJGURU , Ham bhi kin kamino ke liye mar gaye..

10 years ago

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Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho Teri aankhe kabhi gam na ho Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho! :)

10 years ago

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