Tum B Kr K Dekh Lo ‘MOHABBAT’ Kisi Se
*DOST*
Sabzi k Paisey Easyload Main na lagey to Mera Naam Badal Dena…
(.”)> nhi ammi
/)( wo gum ho
l l gaye. Schi !
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…
1 Baccha Mummy Se Pitne Ke Baad
Apne Papa Se Bola..
Papa Kabi Africa Gaye Ho..?
Papa : Nahi Beta..
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Baccha : Fir Itni Khaufnaak Item
Kaha Se Le Aaye..!
Santa ki umbrella mein hole tha.. To uske bete ne use pucha : papa chatri mein hole kyon?
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Santa : are gadhe agar barish rukegi to pata kese calega? :P :D
Sardarji Aapko logo ne Q mara ?
SaRdar: Are yar mere doodh ke glass
pr,
Uska pallu gir gaya tha.,
Maine kaha madam jara pallu uper
kijiye
Doodh pina hai...
Kal dry day mubark!
Cadbury Me Keede,
Dudh Me Milawat,
Pani Me Virus,
Cold drink M kit-Nashak,
Saaf Bachi Hai, To Sirf Sharab.
Piyo Sir Utha K
Jio Ladkhada K.!
Ek Ladka Ladki Hotel Mein Le Gaya.
Hotel Se Nikalte Hue Bill Dekha To Uski Fatt Gayi.
Usne Kisi Tarah Bill Chukka Diya.
Lekin Hotel Mein Ek Board Par Managar Ka Dhyan Dilate Hue Kaha.
Yaha “Aapka Kuch Reh To Nahi Gaya” Ki Jagah
Likhwa Do ”Aapke Pass Kuc Bacha To Nahi”.
A Santa Enters Shop Shouts,
Where Is My Free Gift With This Oil..?
Shopkeeper : Iske Saath Koi Gift Nahi Hai Bhai Saab..
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Santa : Oye, Is Pe Likha Hai
CHOLESTROL FREE..!
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Love V/s Daaru-
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Love- Pagal Banata Hai
Daru- Mood Fresh Karti Hai
Love- Me Neend Nahi Ati Hai
Daru- Pee Kar Neend Achi Ati Hai
Love- Me Date Ke 2000/-
Daru- 1 Botle K 350/-.
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Love- Me Sabki Suno
Daru- Pee Kar Sabko Sunao
Faisla Aapke Haath Me
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Piyo Sir Utha Ke..... .
Ya
Jiyo Ladkhadake.....
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Jai Baatli!!
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pyar se padha jayega
ya bina padhe delet ho jayega
agr delet na hua to
unka 1pyara sa reply jarur aayega.
kasamkhan