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Bhikaari pathan sey mujey khaney ko mil sakta hai pathan:kal ka saalen kha lo gey bhikaari:khush ho k han pathan:chal fair kal awin

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Father Watching TV Suddenly,Son Comes Father :- Bechari Kitni Gareeb Ladkkiya Hain Kapdo Ke Liye Bhi Paise Nahi Hain Son :- Inse Bhi Zyada Gareeb Ladkiya CD Par Hai Lau Kya???

10 years ago

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Ko! Gum Nh! Ph!r Bh! M@nn Uda$ Ha!, Ko! R!$hta Nhi! F!r Bh! 1 A@$ H@i, Kehne Ko H@! B@hut Apne, P@r Tuh! 1 Kha$ Ha!, Jay@da Emot!onal M@t Ho, Yeh $@b Bakwa$ Ha!

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Indian Govt kahti hai ki ek ladki padhai kar le to pariwar ke 4 logo ko shikshit krsakti hai. . . . pr ek ladki colge jaati hai to 40 ldke FAIL ho jate h. uska kya??

10 years ago

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आदमी की पत्नी: कौन अमीर? कैसी जायदाद? अरे, ये दूधवाले हैं… हम सबको सुबह-सुबह दूध पहुंचाने की जिम्मेदारियां बांट रहे हैं!!!! नर्स अभीभी कोमा में है!!

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Hai aap ke honton pe jo muskaan wagera, Qurbaan gaye is pe dil-o-jaan wagera, Billi to yunhi muft main badnaam huyi, Thailay mein to kuch aur tha samaan wagera, Be’hirss o gharzz farzz adaa ki jiye apna, Jis tarah police karti hai chalaan wagera, Ab hosh nahin koi ke badaam kahan hai, Ab apni hatheli pe hain dandaan* wagera, Har shirt ki bushratt bana dali hai Anwar, Yun chaak kiya hum ne garebaan* wagera..

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1 Bhikhari - Koi Meri Cycle Chura Ke Le Gaya Aur Apni Bike Chhod Gaya...! 2 Bhikhari - Tu Toh Sach Mein Loot Gaya,Yeh Toh Petrol Se Chalti Hai...!!

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पति कमरे में बैठा शराब पी रहा था. यह देखकर पत्नी गुस्से से तमतमा कर बोली - “आपने तो कहा था कि बिना किसी Reason शराब को हाथ भी नहीं लगाएंगे फिर ये सब क्या है ?” पति – “Reason है पगली … Reason है … . . . . . . . अब देखो, दीवाली आ रही है … राकेट चलाने के लिए खाली बोतल चाहिए कि नहीं … ???

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Ek Ladki Apni Friend Se:- Kaisi Rahi Teri First Date...??? Friend:- Bahut Acchi,Ladka Kisi Rahees Ghar Ka Lagta Hai... Ladki:- Accha Tujhe Kaise Pata...??? Friend:- Zab Mujhe Kiss Karne Mere,Nazdeek Aaya Tab Uske Muh Se "Piyaaz" Ki Smell Aa Rahi Thi.

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जब तुम्हारा जन्म हुआ तब... सारा आकाश झूमा, देवताओं ने खुशियां मनाई, फूलों की बारिश हुई, देसी घी के दीप जले, और भगवान बोले... . . . . . . . . "जान छूटी, अब धरती वाले भुगतेंगे।"

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Satsang me baba Ramdev bole: aaj ki auratein itne jaleel kapde pehanti hain k sab nazar aata hai.. Unki kameez nazar aati hai, Unki taange nazar aati hain, Unka jism nazar aata hai, Khula ang-pardarshan hota hai... Peeche se Santa ki awaz aayi, " "Baba ji aap parvachan do..mood mat banao raat ko need nahi aayegi=D=))

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Ek ladke apni girlfriend se milne gaya, . . kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chai(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.. . . Girlfriend ka mobile sofaype ... dekh kar ladke ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai.. ?? . . Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.. . . . Jab usne miss call di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.

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Mr. DAD your wife hit me badly.. i am not gonna stay with u anymore. Dont try to stop me or butter me with a toy plane, i need my barbie doll bye.

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Chuhe ne kiya sherni ko prapose, Gift diya usne red rose, Sherni ne kaha surat aine me dekh, Chuha bola surat pe mat ja pagli, Confidence to dekh.

10 years ago

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Sabhi kamrey, bawarchi khaney, lawn hazir hain Puraney chorr kar aao naye mehmaan hazir hain Kabhi kisi ka na koi kheyal karte hain Achanak raat 12 baje bhi aa tapakte hain Akele hi jinhe bardasht karna baat hai okhi Woh apne sath le ate hain poori fauj bachon ki Jo ana zaroori tha to banda phone tou karde Yeh kesa surprise hai ke moo chuk ke laga aye Bana kar jaan hamari yeh vabaal-e-jaan karte hain

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Na uske hotho pe laali thi Na julfon me san tha. Me ajj dekha tha palat ke jisku. Us ladki ka college chak me bahut sara kand tha.(pujhi).ha ha

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Pappu- Mom Aap Ne Mujhse Jhuth Bola. Mom- Kab Beta? Pappu- Aap Ne Kha K Tumhari Chhoti Bahen Pari Hai. Mom- Haan Bola Tha To. Pappu- To Jab Use Balcony Se Feka To Vo Udi Kyo Nahi.

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Height of Insult :D Girls ka group waterfall dekhne k liye gaya... Pappu (guide):" ye duniya ka sab se bada waterfall hai, Is waterfall ki intensity bahut jyada hai.., Agar yaha se 20 supersonic planes b gujrege to b hum is waterfall ki awaz bade aram se sun sakte hai.. Ab Sabhi girls se request hai ki aap plzzz chup rahe Taki hum waterfall ki awaz sun sake :p :O :D

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Girl: I Like Ur ‘Teeth’. Boy: Oh Really, Why? Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color. (_”) <|| _/ .. Hight of Insult

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Aansu aap Ka Nikle aur Aankhen Meri ho, Dil aap Ka Dharke aur Dharkein Meri Ho, Khuda Kare Hamara Payar Itnaa Gahara Ho, JOB aap Kare aur INCOME Meri Ho..Waris ali

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