Funny SMS

Dil Dedo Kisi Ek Ko, Woh Bhi Kisi Nek Ko. Yeh Koi Mandir Ka Parsad Nahi, Jo Baant They Rahe Her Ek Ko. Dil Denge Kissi Ik Ko Woh Bhee Kissi Nek Ko… Jab Tak Girl Freind Nahi Pat Jaati, Propose Kerenge Her Ek Ko. Khan.

10 years ago

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Ladkiyon Ki 1 Smile Ladko Ko Confuse Kar Deti Hai, Pure Din Tak Samajh Hi Nahi Aata Ki, "HAS Ke DEKH RAHI THI, "Ya" DEKH Ke HAS RAHI THI"

10 years ago

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Achha Ek Bat Batao, GADHA Tanhai Me Kya Mehsus karta Hai.? - * - * - Koi Jaldi Nahi Hai.. Mehsus Karke Bata Dena.

10 years ago

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मेरी और मेरे चार्जर की हालात एक जैसी हैं...
मैं सारा दिन फोन में घुसा रहता हु और चार्जर मेरे फोन में...

10 years ago

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Aansu aap Ka Nikle aur Aankhen Meri ho, Dil aap Ka Dharke aur Dharkein Meri Ho, Khuda Kare Hamara Payar Itnaa Gahara Ho, JOB aap Kare aur INCOME Meri Ho..Waris ali

10 years ago

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Santa: Kyu Bhai Aajkal Pados Ki Murgiya Tumhare Ghar Mein Nahi Aati. Pehle To Roj Naak Mein Dum Kiye Karti Thi. Banta Ne Haste Hue Btaya- Bhai Maine Jara Himmat Se Kaam Liya. Ek Din Bazar Se Dus Ande Laya Aur Raat Ko Maine Unhe Ek Jhadi Mein Chupakar Rakh Diye . Dusre Din Savere Jaan Bujhkar Maine Weh Ande Apne Padosi Ke Samne, Hi Jhadi Mein Nikale Aur Apne Ghar Ke Bhitar Le Gaya. Bas Usi Din Se Apni Murgiyo Ko Humare Bagiche Ki Aur Nahi Aane Deta.

10 years ago

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Sardar idali bana raha tha. Wife: tum itni achhi idali kaise banate ho. Sardar: mere pas idali banane wala kapada he. Wife: Haramkhor yeh meri bra he wapis la!. By-jmsp

10 years ago

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Sardar wanted to become a great scientist like Newton. After long research, he wrote the 4th law of motion: "Loose motion can never be done in slow motion". ...

10 years ago

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Ek Aadmi Pandit Je Eke Pass Pahucha Aur Dukhi Mann Se Bola- Meri Patni Marr Gayi H Antim Sanskar Karwane Chalo. Pandit: Lekin Jajman Abhi Do Saal Pehle To Maine Tumhari Patni Ka Antim Sankar Karwaya Tha. Aadmi: Maine Dobara Shadi Kar Li Thi. Oh! Mujhe Nahi Malum Tha. Bhdayi Ho.

10 years ago

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Zara si Mobile men de jagah tu Zara sa Inbox le saja.. Zara sa Sent items me ja tu… Zara sa Balance ko le ghata. Me bhejun $m$ tujh ko meri Jaan bepanah.. Sweet

10 years ago

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Kehte Hai 1 Ladki Ne Padhai Kar Li To Ghar Ke 4 Logo Ko Shikshit Banati Hai, Par Us Ladki Ke Padhte Time College Me 40 Ladke Fail Ho Jate Hai, Uska Kya.?

10 years ago

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Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha Poocho Kyon.? Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!

10 years ago

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IIN hospital Man : मेरा भाई ठीक तो हो जाएगा ना? Dr : मैंने दवा दी है, मरीज को अब दुआ की जरूरत है और . . . . . . . . . . . . . . मुझे डेटा की!

10 years ago

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Ye Khusbowon Se Kab Talak Dil Ko Bhehloge Koi Kehta Nahi Iss Ka Kya Matlab Hai Juma Juma Tu Nahate Nahi Hu Tm Wada Karo Iss Barr Eid Main Zaroor Nahaoge

10 years ago

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S+H+A+D+I S: Shanti Bhang H: Himmat Khatam A: Aazadi Samapt D: Dimaag Kharab I: Imtihan Shuru Jish Ki Ho Gyi Jhelo Aur Jish Ki Nahi Huyi Soch Lo.

10 years ago

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Bijlee Ki Taar Or Ladki Mai Kya Similarty Hai??? Guess.. Not Sure Oh Come On Yaar Simple Yaar Dono Nangi Ho Toh Jaan Nikaal Deti Hai

10 years ago

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Jab Ap SMS Nahi Karte To Mujhe Itna Gussa Ata Hai "Dil To Chahta Hai CHAPPAL Utar Kar... ? ? ? ? ? ? JOOTE Pehen Lu Aur Apse Milne Ajao

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wO KyA hAy Jo kAbHI rOtA hAy tO kAbHI hAnStA hAy… kAbHI cHoTa hOtA hAy tO kAbHI bAdA? . . . . ANS) INSAAN KA DIL!

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Cutest PROPOSE in KG Class Girl: Kya tu Mele ko Apna Address dega? Boy: Pal Kyu? Girl: Abhi se learn ker lungi kyu ki badme to wo melaa bi Addres hoga na stupid!!

10 years ago

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Dil ko sabse jyada dard kab hota Hai . "Jab aap mobile charzing pe laga ke jaye or do ghante bad akar dekhe ki sweth board par batan hi off tha"

10 years ago

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