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  • kalluu‬ को एक साईड "Dove" लगाया गया और दूसरी साईड मम्मी ने "थप्पड़" लगा दिया!!! यकीन मानिए "थप्पड़" वाली साईड ज्यादा "चमक" रही थी।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santo :- Akhir Tum Itni Pareshan Ku Ho. Banto :- Raat Main Eek Sapne Dekha H. Or Sapne Me Mere Pati Kisi Ladki Ke Ssath Hath Meikn Hath Daal Ke Bahar Ghum Rahe The. Santo:- Tum Itni Pareshan Ku Ho Rahi Ho Wo Sirf Sapna Tha. Banto: Jab Mere Sapne Mein Wo Aise Kar Sakte H To Apne Sapno Mein Kya Karte Honge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • " Funny truth " Being "In A Relationship" And Being "In The "Hospital" Is All The Same. Everyone Asks:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO", Gunge ke hath me "MIKE", AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE" WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Indian Govt kahti hai ki ek ladki padhai kar le to pariwar ke 4 logo ko shikshit krsakti hai. . . . pr ek ladki colge jaati hai to 40 ldke FAIL ho jate h. uska kya??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • सबसे ज्यादा हुनर और काबिलियत का दम उस लड़के में है जो पटी हुई लड़की को पटा ले . . . . बिन पटी तो पट ही जाती हैं।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girls Gets 100% Marks Only In 2 Subjects . . . . . . . Which Is . . . . . . . . MakeUp & BreakUp
    • 10 years ago



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  • जाने क्यूँ अपने ‪‎हुस्न‬ पर इतना गुरूर है उसे.. लगता है उसका ‪ आधार‬ कार्ड अब तक नहीं बना है|
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mahatma Gandhi ne shadi se phle apni wife Kasturba Gandhi ko letter likha: . DEAR KASTURBA, . . I LOVE YOU. . . Tumhara "BAPU" Ji O..h..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shadi Me Photografer BanneKa Kuch Aur Hi Maza Hai, Ladkiyan:: Meri Lo Na, Meri Akeli Ki Lo, Ye Meri Frnd Hai, Hum Dono Ki Sath Me Lo. Khade Khade Lena.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SasuraL Me Damad Ki izzat Kyo Zyada Hoti Hai.? ? ? ? KyuKi Wo Jante Hai Ye Wohi Mahaan Aadmi Hai, Jisne Humare Ghar Ka Toofan SambhaL Rakha Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil todne ki saja nahi milti, Dil tutne ki wajah nahi milti, MAAL to bahut fass jaate hai mere dost... Bas unhey thokne ki jagah nahi milti....! :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • लड़की (फोन पर) ब्वॉयफ्रेंड से- आज मेरे पापा ने मुझे तुम्‍हारे साथ बाइक पर देख लिया। लड़का डरते हुए- तो उन्‍होंने क्‍या किया? लड़की- उन्‍होंने बस के टिकट के पैसे वापस ले लिए। मेरे पापा बहुत सख्‍त हैं।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aurat Ki Aankh Sooji Hui Thi Padosan: Kua Hua Aurat : Pati Ne Mara Padosan: Lekin Tumhare Pati To Delhi Gaye Hue The, Aurat : Maine Bhi Yahi Socha Tha. Lekin Wo Bed Ke Niche Nikle.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki apny boy friend k sath nai car main long drive par ja rahi thi achanak ladki kehnay lagi, “suno ! kya tum ek haath se garri chala saktay ho ?” “Kyun nahi” ,ladkay ne baday fakher se kaha. Ladki ne aahista se kaha, “to phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo.”
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Simple But Best Joke:- An Applicant Was Filling Out A Job Application. When He Came To The Question, "Have You Ever Been Arrested?" He Wrote, "No."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bahoot Royee Woh Hamare Paas Aa Kar, Jab Ehsaas Huaa Unhe Apni Ghalti Ka, Chup Kar Deta Main Apne Mehboob Ko, Agar Chehre Par Hamare Kafan Na Hote ! Sagarr Se7en575
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Funny Propose" Boy: Mujh se shadi karo gi Girl: kia? Boy: Achi film hai na! Girl: Kuttay k bachay Boy: What!!?? Girl: Kitnay cute hotay hain na?
    • 10 years ago



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