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  • Funy poetery hazaron bachiyan aisi her bachi per dum nikley Laikin jis bachi pey dum nikley uski behn us sey b bum nikley
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kya aap Close Up karte hain? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hain? Kya aap Penalty Bharte hain? “MOBILE” k bill se darte hain? To aap SMS kyun nahi karte hain? K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan? Yam-Kar Lo. OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua? Yam-Kuch nahi. OSAMA-Q? Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baago Me PhooL To KhiLte Rahenge, Raat Me Diye Bhi JaLte Rahenge, Bas Bhagwan Aapko Khush Rakhe, Baki Pareshan To Hum Aapko Karte Hi Rahenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • लड़का : मैडम यह रिचार्ज की दूकान कहाँ है? . . लड़की : पता नहीं मैं तो लड़कों से करवा लेती हूँ।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Saare India Me Sirf U.P. Ek Aisa State Hai, Jaha Ke Log/Bacche Roj 4-5 Baar Khusiya Manate Hai, Pata Hai Kaise.? ? ? ? ? ? Light Aa Gyi. Light Aa Gyi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha Poocho Kyon.? Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agr Aapko Lagta Hai Ki Aap Beautiful Hai, Smart Hai, Charming Hai To Kutta Paliye, Billi Paliye, Sher Paliye, Mgr Galat Fahami Mat Paliye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apki ‘smile’ ne saara jahan hila diya, Apki ‘smile’ ne saara jahan hila diya, COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya
    • 10 years ago



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  • God- tmhari ek wish kya hai? Soch k bolna. ..... banta (sochne k baad) -meri ek wish ye hai ki ap meri 10 wish puri kijiye. Santa rocked GOD shocked.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek time meri Girlfriend ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya,Mai ghar pahucha aur bell bajai,Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,Wo bahut sundar thi,Muskura k boli aap bahut smart ho,Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai.Mai akeli hu, Mai muskuraya aur,Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga,To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gayi aur,Meri sharafat ki tareef karte huey,Mujhe gale lagaya aur kaha,Hum ko rishta manzur h.Ab mai kya batau...??..Ki Mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha.~navi
    • 10 years ago



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  • अभी-अभी अमेरिका ने दावा किया कि - "हमने मगंल, शनि आदि की खोज की है और खोज पर 147 बिलियन का खर्च आया है"। . . . . . . . . . . अब इन को कौन समझाये कि हमारे यहाँ तो 101/- में ब्राह्मण इन दोनों ग्रहों की दिशा ही बदल देते हैं।
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya. Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai. Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte
    • 10 years ago



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  • Fizao K Badalne Ka Intezar Na Karo Aandhiyo K Rukne Ka Intezar Na Karo Mobile Uthao Or Mujhe Sms Karo Har Baar Mere Sms Ka Intezar Na Karo
    • 10 years ago



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  • Our government says: K 5 rs. me khana milta h . . . . . ye sunkar hm 5 rs. le kr restaurant pahuch gaye... . . . . . . . . . Manager ne roti sabji k 5 airtel video dikha diye.. . . . . . . Mazak ki b had hoti h...!!!...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kitna Bebus Hai Insaan Qismat Ke Aage, Har Sapna Toot Jata Hai Hakikat Ke Aage, Jish Ne KaBi Jukna Nahi Sikha Duniya Me, Wo Bhi Juk Jata Hai Begum Ke Aage.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gadha- Mera malik bahut marta hai! Kutta- Toh tu bhag kyoon nahi jata ??? Gadha- Uski khoobsoorat ladki jab padhai nai karti toh woh kehta hai ki "teri shadi gadhe se kara dunga" ................. bas isi umeed pe tika hoon !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teri pyaari surat pe dil haru, Teri har jarorat pe jaan varun, Jab bhi sochon teri harkatoon ke bare mein, Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun. K.k
    • 10 years ago



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