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Shukr Karo Us Khuda Ka Jo Usne Hame Banaya Hai . . . . Kyu K Ek Pyara,Acha,Unique,Cute Aur Sweet Dost Humne Na Sahi Par Tumne To Paya Hai.. :v

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Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna, Jo pasand ho usse I love you kehna, Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaye to darna mat, Raakhi nikaal na aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna…

8 years ago

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पुरानी गर्ल फ्रेंड की शादी का कार्ड मिला..... थोड़ी तकलीफ जरुर हुई.... बाद में सोचा, जाऊंगा जरुर .... मोहब्बत अपनी जगह है और पूड़ी-सब्जी अपनी जगह।

8 years ago

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गुरु जी: कर्मण्येवाधिकारस्ते मां फलेषु कदाचन।। सन्ता, इसका अर्थ बता? सन्ता - काम नही होने से राधिका रस्ते पर घूम रही है कदाचित उसे फल खरीदने होंगे!

8 years ago

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DABANG SMS: Agr tumne hume sms nhi kiya to tumhare mobile me hum itne chhed karenge ki confujiya jaoge ki charger kaha lagaye or earphone kaha lagaye. Khan

8 years ago

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BOys k dil ki sab se bari khUwahish . . . Khd ktne e kaminey Q na hOn . . But . . . Larki shareef chaiye !!

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Jab Reshma Ki Jawani Ai Tab Hm Bacchay Thy, Ab Sheila Ki Jawani Ai To Hmare Bacchay Hyn. Ye Larkiyan Sahi Waqt Pe Jawan Q Nhi Hotein ?

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The Most Embarrassing Moment For A Girl… . . . . Jab Wo Apni Mom Ko Apne Frnds Ki Pic Dikha Rahi Ho . . Aur Jese Hi Uske “BF” Ki Pic Samne Aye To Uski Mom Kahe . …. . . . “Ye Idiot Sa Kaun Hai!!”

8 years ago

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Boy Apni Girlfriend Se: Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf .. . . Branded T-Shirt hai.. Phat Gayi to Bahut marunga, Maa kasam..

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Arz kiya hai .... . . 2 week se jada khansi ho toh T.B ban jati hai . 2 week se jada khansi ho toh T.B ban jati hai . . . . time pe girlfried nahi badlo toh Biwi ban jati hai.. ..

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:: Hindi Funny Shayari :: Teri Hasrat Dua Ban Kr Reh Jayegi Teri Kismat Juwa Banke Reh Jayegi Jis Pe Tu Try Marta Hai Wo 1 Din Tere Bacho Ki “BUAA” Ban Kr Reh Jyegi K.k

8 years ago

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ek ensaan ne no entry me gadi chalai. Police ne use pakada aur poocha etna bada bord dikhta nahi jisme no entry likha hua hai. Tab us ensaan ne kaha. Achcha ye uska bord hai mujhe to laga no entry film ka bord hai.

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Mansoon Pe Likha Ek Sher Padosan Ke Liye Aasmaan Pe Kaali Ghata Chaayi Hai Aaj Fir Gharwali Ne Do Baat Sunayi Hai Dil Karta Hai Sudhar Jau Magar Padosan Aaj Fir Bheeg Kar Aayi Hai...

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Fizaao Ke Badalne Ka Intzar Mat Kar, Andhiyo Ke Rukne Ka Intzar Mat Kar, Pakad Kisi Ko Aur Faraar Ho Jaa, Papa Ki Pasand Karne Tak Ka Intezar Mat Kar.

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Ladki-Mujhe Q Dekh Rahe Ho Tumhari Koi Behen Nahi He Kya? . Ladka-He Isliye To Dekh Raha Hu! . Ladki-Matlab? . Ladka-Meri Behen Ko Bhabhi Chahiye.!

8 years ago

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Jeevan ke kathin rasto pe kaun apna sath dega? Mummy-papa. Mummy-papa. Nahi-Wife. Nahi-Girlfriend Bilkul Bhi Nahi Sirf Aur Sirf . . . . . . Apni CHAPPAL.

8 years ago

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murga -me tumse bahut pyar karta hu, murgi- chal hut apni shakl dekhi he aaine me, murga-me sach kah raha hu me thumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu, murgi-chal ak unda dekar dikha.

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Sadhu: Bacha teri biwi ko chudail chipak gayi hai, Upay karvaao. Pintu: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rehi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai? :-D :-

8 years ago

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एक हैदराबादी परिवार में बेटा स्कूल से रोता हुआ घर आया. मां : काईकू रोरा ? बेटा : टीचर मारी मेरेकू मां : काईकू मारी चुडैल तेरेकू ?

8 years ago

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REALITY OF FACEBOOK: . Kali kaluti ladki, FB name WHITE ANGEL . . Motta Genda Ladka, FB name SMARTY GUY . . Darpook looser bacha, FB name THE KILLER . . Muhally ki Desi Ladki, FB name PRINCESS ROCKS . . 45 years ki Aunty, FB name THE DOLL RETURNS . . . 60 years ka baba, FB name THE YOUNG KING...:p :D :O :D

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