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  • Santa:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya. Banta:woh kaise? Santa:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya usne love marriage kar liya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sms karne mai hum Dabbang hai hum dosto ko yaad karne mai Ready hai hum ab to pahchan lo kon he hum dosto ki duniya ka Boadygurd hai hum
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mom to her 7 year old kid lets practice maths ok? lets start with addition. Example Your GF gave u 2 candy and 2 ice cream Whats ur answer? . . . . Boy: Love u Jaanu. ;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक शादीशुदा आदमी की ज़िन्दगी में- "अजी सुनते हो...?" का अर्थ होता है- . . . . . . . . . . . . . बिग बॉस चाहते हैं आप कन्फेशन रूम में आएं..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar apko hamare SMS bura laga to.. Aapko pura haq he ki aap apna phone diwar pe zor se pheko, Aapki khushi se zyada hamare liye kuch bhi nahi....;
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhikhari: Bhagwan ke naam par kuch de do sahab Santa: chutta nahi hai Bhikhari: Koi baat nahi sunny leon ka video dikha do saab 1 rupaye wala Khan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hm fijao k rukne ka intjar nhi krte, Hm hawao k thamne ka intjar nhi krte Jb dil kahta h to kr lete h sms, Hm kanjuso k sms ka intjar nhi krte.
    • 10 years ago



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  • भी-अभी अमेरिका ने दावा किया कि - "हमने मगंल, शनि आदि की खोज की है और खोज पर 147 बिलियन का खर्च आया है"। . . . . . . . . . . अब इन को कौन समझाये कि हमारे यहाँ तो 101/- में ब्राह्मण इन दोनों ग्रहों की दिशा ही बदल देते हैं।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha Teacher: Batao Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai? Pappu: Mam, Science Ki Wajah Se Teacher: Wo Kaisi Pappu: Kyunki Science Bhi Is Baat Ko Manti Hai Ki Khane PeeneKi Cheezo Ko Dhakk Kar Rakhna Chahiye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Don Ki Call Ka Intezar To Colleges Ki Larkiya Kar Rahi Hain Magar Don Sirf Miss Calls Karta Hain Kyon Ke Don Memon Hai Kasamkhan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Doctor Jab Bhi Kisi Ghar Mein Jata, To Log Uske Samne Apni Kisi Na Kis Bimari Ka Jikar Ched Dete, Aur Ilaaj Ke Bare Mein Uski Salah Pucthe,. Usne Tang Hokar Ek Tarkib Nikal Li. Ab Koi Bhi Usse Tabiyat Ki Kehta To Wo Kehte Hai, Aap Kamre Mein Jakar Apde Nikal Lo Mein Abhi Aata Hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Juda hony ka andesha, juda hony se pehly tha! Wo mujh se intihai khush, khafa hony se pehly tha! Junoon ka daur guzra tou mujhe bi bhool betha wo, Namaz-e-ishq tha lekin, qaza hony se pehly tha! Main kese soch sakta tha mujhy wo chorh jayega, Bohat hi ba’wafa wo, bewafa hony se pehly tha!Ma? Ne Kaha K Mujhay Chhor Do Ya Tor Do.! Wo Be-Wafa Hans K BoLi: iTnay Nayaab KhiLonay Roz Kahan MiLTay Hain.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Call girl ke birthday par Saheli ne sms kiya: Har adami tere nange badan Pe barse, Tere jevan mein aaye itne Customer, Ke tu pura sal bra-panty Pehnne ko tarse.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Humko yun Pagal banana chod do. Bewajh har bat pe satana chod do. Tumhari khusbu alag hi hoti hai yaar. ab to VIM BAR sabun se Nahana chod do.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To Daru Ka Billlllll
    • 10 years ago



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  • Manager: What Is Your Qualification..? Santa: Sir I Am PHSD.. Manager: What Do U Mean By PHSD..? Santa: Passed Hight School With Difficulty..!
    • 10 years ago



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