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  • . INDIA :- Kabhi noto ke liye mar gaye, . Kabhi voto ke liye mar gaye.. . . kabhi sheela ki jawaani ke liye mar gaye.. . kabhi jalebi bai diwaani ke liye mar gaye.. . Kabhi fb pr LIKE SHARE k liye mar gye . kabhi jaati..paati ke naam par mar gaye.. . kabhi sarkaar ke kaam par mar gaye.. . . kabhi ham aapas me do gaz zamino ke liye mar gaye.. . . . hote aaj Veer BHAGAT SINGH to kehte.. yaar SUKH-DEV . RAJGURU , Ham bhi kin kamino ke liye mar gaye..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai. Hum Uske Liye Jee Rahe The, Hum Uske Liye Mar Rahe The, Ban Gaye The Uske Pyaar Mein Ullu, Itna Chah Kar Bhi Hume Kya Mila??? "BABA JI KA THULLU"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wife: Aaj Mere Tan Badan Me Aag Lagado. Husband Ne Petrol Daal Kar Aag Laga Di. MORAL: Kripya Apni Bhawnao Ko Saral Shabdo Me Prakat Kre.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Waqt kehta H muje Gawa mat Dil kehta H muje Laga mat Pyar kehta H muje aazma mat Aur aaj-kal ki GF kehti H Bartan Tumhe Hi Dhulne Hai abhi se Ghabra Mat.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Duniya Me Sirf 3 Tarah Ke Log Khush Hai. 1.> Wo Jinhe Sacha Pyar Milta Hai. 2.> Wo Jinhe Acha Yaar Milta Hai, 3.> Wo Jinhe Mera sMs Baar-Baar Milta Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya. 1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha,"Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?" Ladka bola,"JI BHABHI JI!" ..B-boy gank..
    • 9 years ago



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  • HAr KhuShi sE KhobSurAt TEri ShAM kAr doon, ApNa BALAnCE or SiM TErE nAm kr don, Mil jAyE AgAr 1bAr Tu MujhE, ChuMiyAN Le Le k tera mou laal kerdun.. Swee2
    • 9 years ago



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  • Maine ek Dr. se puchha… “Bacche itne shararti kyu hote hai” Fantastic jawab mila:- Jo cheez banti hi shararat se hai wo sharif kaise ho sakti hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Height of coolness:2 Guys coming out of theexaminatio n Hall with chips andcoke in hands....1st guy:which paper was it?...2nd guy:I think maths..... .1st guy:(surpr isingly) you readthe question paper?2nd guy: no I see a girl sittingbesides me using calculator ..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Raat Ko Padhte Padhte Ek Khayal Aaya, Uthaya Pen Aur Paper, Aur Ek Nayi Equation Banai, Bed + Razai = Bhaad Me Jaye Padhai. K.k
    • 9 years ago



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  • पति (पत्‍‌नी से)- अरे, सुनती हो, डाक्टरों का कहना है कि अधिक बोलने से उम्र काफी कम हो जाती है। पत्‍‌नी (मुस्कुराकर)- अब तो तुमको विश्वास हो गया ना कि मेरी उम्र पैंतालीस से घटकर पच्चीस कैसे हो गयी।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aankho Mein Nami Thi, Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi; Wah Wah! Aankho Mein Nami Thi, Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi; Jis-Se Raat Bhar Chatting Ki, Woh Girlfriend Ki Mummy Thi!
    • 9 years ago



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  • बहुत दूर रह कर भी पास लगते हो, नजरो से दूर रह कर भी खास लगते हो. . . हर बार दूसरों का दिया हुआ मेसेज भेजते हो… . . . . और खुद को कालिदास समझते हो … !
    • 9 years ago



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  • God: "beta, koi mannat maango..??" . . Student: "Plz Mujhe Meri School Life Lauta Do..." . . . God: "Beta, Maine Tumhe mannat Mangne Ko Kaha"JANNAT"Nahi..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Rab kare aap ko sab miley Himmat Izzat Rupaiya Bungalow Style Smile Personality Popularity Car Pyar . . Ab bhi button daba rahe ho LAALCHI.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Juda hony ka andesha, juda hony se pehly tha! Wo mujh se intihai khush, khafa hony se pehly tha! Junoon ka daur guzra tou mujhe bi bhool betha wo, Namaz-e-ishq tha lekin, qaza hony se pehly tha! Main kese soch sakta tha mujhy wo chorh jayega, Bohat hi ba’wafa wo, bewafa hony se pehly tha!Ma? Ne Kaha K Mujhay Chhor Do Ya Tor Do.! Wo Be-Wafa Hans K BoLi: iTnay Nayaab KhiLonay Roz Kahan MiLTay Hain.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Aurat Ki Aankh Sooji Hui Thi Padosan: Kua Hua Aurat : Pati Ne Mara Padosan: Lekin Tumhare Pati To Delhi Gaye Hue The, Aurat : Maine Bhi Yahi Socha Tha. Lekin Wo Bed Ke Niche Nikle.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jo log apne MAA-BAAP ki seva roz dil se karte hain. . . . . . . . .Unki . . . . . . . Love marriage main jyada dikatte nahi aati...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Har kisi ka ladkiyon ko purpose karne ka apna hi funda hai bidu, koi gulab deke purpose karta hai . . To koi gulab jamun khilake. Yeh India hai yahan sab chalta hai. Dhichkyau.. ...
    • 9 years ago



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