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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life.

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Consistency is the hallmark of the unimaginative.

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Most people are other people.

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Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.

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Art is rarely intelligible to the criminal classes.

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The great things in life are what they seem to be. And for that reason, strange as it may sound to you, often are very difficult to interpret (understand). Great passions are for the great of souls. Great events can only be seen by people who are on a level with them. We think we can have our visions for nothing. We cannot. Even the finest and most self-sacrificing visions have to be paid for. Strangely enough, that is what makes them fine.

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He thinks like a Tory, and talks like a Radical, and that's so important nowadays.

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Be happy, be happy; you shall have your red rose. I will build it out of music by moonlight, and stain it with my own heart's-blood. All that I ask of you in return is that you will be a true lover, for Love is wiser than Philosophy, though she is wise, and mightier than Power, though he is mighty.

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A writer is someone who has taught his mind to misbehave.

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The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life.

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Who, being loved, is poor?

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Every American bride is taken there [Niagara Falls], and the sight of the stupendous waterfall must be one of the earliest, if not the keenest, disappointments in American married life.

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Yes, I am a thorough republican. No other form of government is so favorable to the growth of art. ...because of the importance it places on the individual, their liberty, self-expression, creativity, and personal responsibility.

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There were opium-dens, where one could buy oblivion, dens of horror where the memory of old sins could be destroyed by the madness of sins that were new.

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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

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Don't imagine that your perfection lies in accumulating or possessing external things. Your affection is inside of you.

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When bankers get together they talk about art. When artists get together, they talk about money.

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A gentleman never offends unintentionally

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Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.

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