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Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.

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Jack: Actually, I was found. Lady Bracknell: Found? Jack: Uh, yes, I was in... a handbag. Lady Bracknell: A handbag? Jack: Yes, it was... [makes gestures] Jack: an ordinary handbag.

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Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

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Poets know how useful passion is for publication. Nowadays a broken heart will run to many editions.

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Life is too short to learn German

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The condition of perfection is idleness: the aim of perfection is youth.

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Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.

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Love is easily killed.

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There were opium-dens, where one could buy oblivion, dens of horror where the memory of old sins could be destroyed by the madness of sins that were new.

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I am sick to death of cleverness. Everybody is clever nowadays.

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Books are never finished, They are merely abandoned.

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Even things that are true can be proved.

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Prism! Where is that baby?

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If one hears bad music, it is one's duty to drown it by one's conversation.

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The way of paradoxes is the way of truth. To test Reality we must see it on the tight-rope.

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The one charm about the past is that it is the past. But women never know when the curtain has fallen.

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To be born, or at any rate bred, in a hand-bag, whether it had handles or not, seems to me to display a contempt for the ordinary decencies of family life that reminds one of the worst excesses of the French Revolution.

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I love scrapes. They are the only things that are never serious." "Oh, that's nonsense, Algy. You never talk anything but nonsense." "Nobody ever does.

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And once, or twice, to throw the dice is a gentlemanly game, But he does not win who plays with Sin in the secret house of shame

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Death is a great price to pay for a red rose“, cried the Nightingale, "and Life is very dear to all. “ It is pleasant to sit in the green wood, and watch the Sun in his chariot of gold, and the Moon in her chariot of pearl. Sweet is the scent oft he hawthorn, and sweet are the bluebells that hide in the valley, and the heather that blows on the hill. Yet Love is better than Life, and what is the heart of a bird compared to the heart of a man?

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