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If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized.

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One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.

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The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.

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It is only shallow people who require years to get rid of an emotion. A man who is master of himself can end a sorrow as easily as he can invent a pleasure. I don't want to be at the mercy of my emotions. I want to use them, to enjoy them, and to dominate them.

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American girls are as clever at concealing their parents as English women are at concealing their past.

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It is curious how vanity helps the successful man and wrecks the failure.

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It can never be necessary to do what is not honourable.

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There is something terribly morbid in the modern sympathy with pain. One should sympathise with the colour, the beauty, the joy of life. The less said about life's sores the better.

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Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.

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Ah! The strength of women comes from the fact that psychology cannot explain us. Men can be analyzed, women...merely adored.

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Well, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it right.

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The fact is, that civilization requires slaves. Unless there are slaves to do the ugly, horrible, uninteresting work, culture and contemplation become almost impossible.

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Oh, brothers! I don't care for brothers. My elder brother won't die, and my younger brothers seem never to do anything else.

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The emotions of man are stirred more quickly than man’s intelligence.

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The key to making up Oscar Wilde quotes is to add '~ Oscar Wilde' at the end.

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It is better to repent a sin than regret the loss of a pleasure.

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For the canons of good society are, or should be, the same as the canons of art. Form is absolutely essential to it.

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[T]he recognition of private property has really harmed Individualism, and obscured it, by confusing a man with what he possesses. It has led Individualism entirely astray. It has made gain, not growth its aim. So that man thought that the important thing is to have, and did not know that the important thing is to be.

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I am sick to death of cleverness. Everybody is clever nowadays.

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Like strange mechanical grotesques, Making fantastic arabesques, The shadows raced across the blind.

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