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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

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What is termed Sin is an essential element of progress. Without it the world would stagnate, or grow old, or become colorless. By its curiosity Sin increases the experience of the race. Through its intensified assertion of individualism it saves us from monotony of type. In its rejection of the current notions about morality, it is one with the higher ethics.

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God grant me the serenity to accept that people are ignorant, the courage to uphold the law when I'm hostile, & the wisdom to realize that murder is illegal.

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It is absurd to say that the age of miracles is past. It has not yet begun.

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It is so easy to convince others; it is so difficult to convince oneself.

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Loveless marriages are horrible. But there is one thing worse than an absolutely loveless marriage. A marriage in which there is love, but on one side only; faith, but on one side only; devotion, but on one side only, and in which of the two hearts one is sure to be broken.

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I don't like Switzerland; it has produced nothing but theologians and waiters.

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Self-denial is simply a method by which arrests his progress, and self-sacrifice a survival of the mutilation of the savage.

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The truth about the life of a man is not what he does, but the legend which he creates around himself.

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There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.

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I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement.

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Common sense is the enemy of Romance :P:P

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Everyone should keep someone else's diary.

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When I went to America I had two secretaries, one for autographs, one for locks of hair. Within six months the one had died of writer's cramp, the other was completely bald.

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When I was young, I was no one. Now, I'm worldwilde.

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I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot.

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However, it is always nice to be expected, and not to arrive.

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A beggar hates his benefactor as much as he hates himself for begging.

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It is only the sacred things that are worth touching

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The form of government that is most suitable to the artist is no government at all. Authority over him and his art is ridiculous.

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