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To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.

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The great events of life often leave one unmoved; they pass out of consciousness, and, when thinks of them, become unreal. Even the scarlet flowers of passion seem to grow in the same meadow as the poppies of oblivion. We reject the burden of their memory, and have anodynes against them. But the little things, the things of no moment, remain with us. In some tiny ivory cell the brain stores the most delicate, and the most fleeting impressions.

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Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

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Sphinxes without secrets.

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Caricature is the tribute which mediocrity pays to genius.

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Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole!

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Always be a little unexpected.

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Scepticism is the beginning of Faith.

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I tremble with pleasure when I think that on the very day of my leaving prison both the laburnum and the lilac will be blooming in the gardens, and that I shall see the wind stir into restless beauty the swaying gold of the one, and make the other toss the pale purple of its plumes, so that all the air shall be Arabia for me.

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I like my food dry. Not sick, not even dying, dead.

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Despotism is unjust to everybody, including the despot, who was probably made for better things.

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I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.

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Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.

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My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of us has got to go.

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I am quite incapable of understanding how any work of art can be criticized from a moral standpoint. The sphere of art and the sphere of ethics are absolutely distinct and separate.

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The soul is a terrible reality. It can be bought and sold and bartered away.

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The sin was mine; I did not understand. So now is music prisoned in her cave, Save where some ebbing desultory wave Frets with its restless whirls this meagre strand.

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I expect I shall have to die beyond my means.

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The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.

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I am sorry my life is so marred and maimed by extravagance. But I cannot live otherwise. I, at any rate, pay the penalty of suffering.

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