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It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes.

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To be popular one must be a mediocrity." "Not with Women," said the duchess, shaking her head; "and women rule the world. I assure you we can't bear mediocrities. We women, as someone says, love with our ears, just as you men love with your eyes, if you ever love at all." "It seems to me that we never do anything else," murmered Dorian.

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The best way to appreciate your job is to, is here to stay.

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I am a man of simple pleasures. The best suits me perfectly.

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The systems that fail are those that rely on the permanency of human nature, and not its growth and development.

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There are moments when one has to choose between living one's own life, fully, entirely, completely-or dragging out some false, shallow, degrading existence that the world in its hypocrisy demands.

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When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.

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I have never killed anyone, but I have often read about some guy getting his ass taken out with great pleasure

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Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

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There is no such thing as romance in our day, women have become too brilliant; nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.

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I am sorry my life is so marred and maimed by extravagance. But I cannot live otherwise. I, at any rate, pay the penalty of suffering.

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Well, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it right.

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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one pale woman all alone, The daylight kissing her wan hair, Loitered beneath the gas lamps' flare, With lips of flame and heart of stone.

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Live the wonderful life that is in you.

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A man who does not think for himself does not think at all. It is grossly selfish to require of one's neighbour that he should think in the same way, and hold the same opinions. Why should he? If he can think, he will probably think differently. If he cannot think, it is monstrous to require thought of any kind from him.

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A bishop keeps on saying at the age of eighty what he was told to say at the age of eighteen.

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The English public takes no interest in a work of art until it is told that the work in question is immoral.

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Her trust makes me faithful, her belief makes me good.

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My philosophy? I'm always right and you are wrong.

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