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One is not always happy when one is good; but one is always good when one is happy.

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I have pleasures, and passions, but the joy of life is gone. I am going under: the morgue yawns for me. I go and look at my zinc-bed there. After all, I had a wonderful life, which is, I fear, over.

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To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.

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Rugby is a game for barbarians played by gentlemen. Football is a game for gentlemen played by barbarians.

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An idea that isn't risky is hardly worth calling an idea.

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An egg is always an adventure; the next one may be different.

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Millionaire models are rare enough; but model millionaires are rarer still!

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She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.

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If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk.

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Why can't these American women stay in their own country? They are always telling us that it is the paradise for women. It is. That is the reason why, like Eve, they are so excessively anxious to get out of it.

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Miss Prism: And you do not seem to realize, dear Doctor, that by persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. Men should be more careful; this very celibacy leads weaker vessels astray. Chasuble: But is a man not equally attractive when married? Miss Prism: No married man is ever attractive except to his wife. Chasuble: And often, I've been told, not even to her.

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Pleasure is Nature's test, her sign of approval. When man is happy, he is in harmony with himself and his environment.

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The Ideal Man should talk to us as if we were goddesses, and treat us as if we were children. He should refuse all our serious requests, and gratify every one of our whims. He should encourage us to have caprices, and forbid us to have missions. He should always say much more than he means, and always mean much more than he says.

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Life is too short to learn German

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The only proper intoxication is conversation.

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On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure.

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To make a good salad is to be a brilliant diplomatist - the problem is entirely the same in both cases. To know exactly how much oil one must put with one's vinegar.

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For life is terribly deficient in form. Its catastrophes happen in the wrong way and to the wrong people. There is a grotesque horror about its comedies, and its tragedies seem to culminate in farce.

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But she is happiest alone. She is happiest alone.

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The worst thing to do with success, is to boast about it.

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