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The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present.

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I regret that a private comment I made to the vice presidential candidate made it through the public airways.

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There needs to be debates, like we're going through. There needs to be townhall meetings. There needs to be travel. This is a huge country.

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The old idea that the joke was not good enough for the company has been superseded by the new aristocratic idea that the company was not worthy of the joke. They have introduced an almost insane individualism into that one form of intercourse which is specially and uproariously communal. They have made even levities into secrets. They have made laughter lonelier than tears.

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We're fighting people that hates our values, they can't stand what America stands for.

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I don't want nations feeling like that they can bully ourselves and our allies. I want to have a ballistic defense system so that we can make the world more peaceful, and at the same time I want to reduce our own nuclear capacities to the level commiserate with keeping the peace.

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Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

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About 14 percent of our nation's civilian workforce is foreign-born.

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That's Washington. That's the place where you find people getting ready to jump out of the foxholes before the first shot is fired.

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A lot of times in the rhetoric, people forget the facts. And the facts are that thousands of small businesses-Hispanically owned or otherwise-pay taxes at the highest marginal rate.

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I really appreciate leaders from around the globe who have come to share in prayer with us today. It reminds me that the Almighty God is a God to everybody, every person.

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There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me.

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I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food.

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It has sustained me in moments of success and in moments of disappointment. Without it, I'd be a different person. And without it, I doubt I'd be here today.

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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.

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We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House, make no mistake about it.

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It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.

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A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

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Thirdly, the explorationists are willing to only move equipment during the winter, which means they'll be on ice roads, and remove the equipment as the ice begins to melt, so that the fragile tundra is protected.

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The point is, this is a way to help inoculate me about what has come and is coming.

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