George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Government Quotes

We have set out to promote the work of community and faith-based charities. Government cannot be replaced by charities, but it can welcome them as partners instead of resenting them as rivals.

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If he's - the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a - is a noble institution I would - I would strongly reject that assumption - that John Ashcroft is a openminded, inclusive person.

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If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, 'I don't think he knows where he's going.'

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I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective.

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This is what I'm good at. I like meeting people, my fellow citizens, I like interfacing with them.

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We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers.

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It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.

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...nothing so liberalizes a man and expands the kindly instincts that nature put in him as travel and contact with many kinds of people.

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But the true threats to stability and peace are these nations that are not very transparent, that hide behind the-that don't let people in to take a look and see what they're up to. They're very kind of authoritarian regimes. The true threat is whether or not one of these people decide, peak of anger, try to hold us hostage, ourselves; the Israelis, for example, to whom we'll defend, offer our defenses; the South Koreans.

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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.'

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Let me put it to you this way, I am not a revengeful person.

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As I mentioned we have arrested or detained over 1,000 people here in America to determine to find out what they know.

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I thought how proud I am to be standing up beside my dad. Never did it occur to me that he would become the gist for cartoonists.

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The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present.

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Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

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If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

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Home is important. Its important to have a home.

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I also have picked a secretary for Housing and Human Development. Mel Martinez from the state of Florida.

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Dubya! What in Tarnation!? Why, I'll tan yer hide fer this!So, what's sex like after fifty, anyway?

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When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us vs them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.

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