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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.

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And ah for a man to arise in me, That the man I am may cease to be!

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I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food.

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I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together.

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Through my Faith-Based and Community Initiative, my Administration continues to encourage the essential work of faith-based and community organizations. Governments can and should support effective social services, including those provided by religious people and organizations. When government gives that support, it is important that faith-based institutions not be forced to change their religious character.

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Clumsy jesting is no joke.

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I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding the important bridge between church and state.

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This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

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Presidents, whether things are good or bad, get the blame. I understand that.

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There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man.

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An Irishman needs three things : silence, cunnning, and exile.

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Our nation must come together to unite.

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Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones you must keep them wet.

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I've changed my style somewhat, as you know. I'm less - I pontificate less, although it may be hard to tell it from this show. And I'm more interacting with people.

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The administration Ill bring is a group of men and women who are focused on whats best for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who will not stain the house.

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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

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An idea is a feat of association.

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On this National Day of Prayer and Remembrance, we ask almighty God to watch over our nation, and grant us patience and resolve in all that is to come. We pray that He will comfort and console those who now walk in sorrow. We thank Him for each life we now must mourn, and the promise of a life to come.

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So on behalf of a well-oiled unit of people who came together to serve something greater than themselves, congratulations.

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Most of you probably didn't know that I have a new book out. Some guy put together a collection of my wit and wisdom - or, as he calls it, my accidental wit and wisdom. But I'm kind of proud that my words are already in book form.

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