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There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it.

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It's your money. You paid for it.

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Our priorities is our faith.

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How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?

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She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal - Antonio.

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There ought to be limits to freedom.

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There's a lot of people in the Middle East who are desirous to get into the Mitchell process. And - but first things first. The - these terrorist acts and, you know, the responses have got to end in order for us to get the framework - the groundwork - not framework, the groundwork to discuss a framework for peace, to lay the - all right.

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Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

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Of all states that understands local control of schools, Iowa is such a state.

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This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

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They want the federal government controlling the Social Security, like it's some kind of federal program.

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Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

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I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question.

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The secret to humor is surprise.

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He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.

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Can't living with the bill means it won't become law.

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The only things that I can tell you is that every case I have reviewed I have been comfortable with the innocence or guilt of the person that I've looked at. I do not believe we've put a guilty ... I mean innocent person to death in the state of Texas.

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It is very simple to be happy, but it is very difficult to be simple.

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The person who runs FEMA is someone who must have the trust of the president because the person who runs FEMA is the first voice oftentimes of someone whose life has been turned upside down here's from.

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I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective.

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