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Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

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There needs to be debates, like we're going through. There needs to be townhall meetings. There needs to be travel. This is a huge country.

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A lot of times in the rhetoric, people forget the facts. And the facts are that thousands of small businesses-Hispanically owned or otherwise-pay taxes at the highest marginal rate.

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It's good to see so many friends here in the Rose Garden. This is our first event in this beautiful spot, and it's appropriate we talk about policy that will affect people's lives in a positive way in such a beautiful, beautiful part of our national - really, our national park system, my guess is you would want to call it.

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This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.

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Well, you know, I think the American people are sacrificing now. I think they're waiting in airport lines longer than they've ever had before.

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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

6 years ago

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The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.

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I understand religion is a walk, it's a journey. And I fully recognize that I'm a sinner, just like you.

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The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten

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And this is my solemn pledge: I will work to build a single nation of justice and opportunity. I know this is in our reach because we are guided by a power larger than ourselves who creates us equal in His image.

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If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all.

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To give law enforcement the additional tools it needs to track down terror here at home.

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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

6 years ago

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Kosovians can move back in.

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I believe God did create the world. And I think we're finding out more and more and more as to how it actually happened.

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You subscribe politics to it. I subscribe freedom to it.

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As I mentioned we have arrested or detained over 1,000 people here in America to determine to find out what they know.

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In every instance when my administration sees a responsibility to help people, we will look first to faith-based institutions, to charities and to community groups that have shown their ability to save and change lives.

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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

6 years ago

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