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They want the federal government controlling the Social Security, like it's some kind of federal program.

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I regret that a private comment I made to the vice presidential candidate made it through the public airways.

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Presidents, whether things are good or bad, get the blame. I understand that.

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There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from The New York Times.

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The days of discriminating against religious institutions simply because they are religious must come to an end.

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Can't living with the bill means it won't become law.

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He has certainly earned a reputation as a fantastic mayor, because the results speak for themselves. I mean, New York's a safer place for him to be.

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We're fighting people that hates our values, they can't stand what America stands for.

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I thought how proud I am to be standing up beside my dad. Never did it occur to me that he would become the gist for cartoonists.

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To date, we've arrested or otherwise dealt with many key commanders of al Qaeda... All told, more than 3,000 suspected terrorists have been arrested in many countries. Many others have met a different fate. Let's put it this way - they are no longer a problem to the United States and our friends and allies.

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I don't have to accept their tenants. I was trying to convince those college students to accept my tenants. And I reject any labeling me because I happened to go to the university.

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They have miscalculated me as a leader.

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It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots.

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What is it that strikes a spark of humor from a man? It is the effort to throw off, to fight back the burden of grief that is laid on each one of us. In youth we don't feel it, but as we grow to manhood we find the burden on our shoulders. Humor? It is nature's effort to harmonize conditions. The further the pendulum swings out over woe the further it is bound to swing back over mirth.

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If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

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I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out.

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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.

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It has sustained me in moments of success and in moments of disappointment. Without it, I'd be a different person. And without it, I doubt I'd be here today.

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We waited for Congress to act. They couldn't act on the issue. So I just went ahead and signed an executive order which will unleash - [applause] - which says the federal agencies will not discriminate against faith-based programs. They ought to welcome the armies of compassion as opposed to turning them away.

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And I strongly support the faith-based initiative that we're proposing, because I don't believe it violates the line between the separation of church and state, and I believe it's going to make America a better place.

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