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The only thing I know about Slovakia is what I learned first-hand from your foreign minister, who came to Texas.

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He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him.

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Governor Bush will not stand for the subsidation of failure.

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Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time.

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Well, you know, I think the American people are sacrificing now. I think they're waiting in airport lines longer than they've ever had before.

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The only things that I can tell you is that every case I have reviewed I have been comfortable with the innocence or guilt of the person that I've looked at. I do not believe we've put a guilty ... I mean innocent person to death in the state of Texas.

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Zen... does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes.

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How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?

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My pan plays down an unprecedented amount of our national debt.

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I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth.

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The course of this conflict is not known, yet its outcome is certain. Freedom and fear, justice and cruelty, have always been at war, and we know that God is not neutral between them.

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This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.

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I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

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'Tis a superstition to insist on a special diet. All is made at last of the same chemical atoms.

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I confirmed to the prime minister that we appreciate our friendship.

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Please don't kill me!

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Those of us who spent time in the agricultural sector and in the heartland, we understand how unfair the death penalty is.

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You'll hear people say it's racist to test. Folks, it's racist not to test. Because guess who gets shuffled through the system oftentimes? Children whose parents don't speak English as a first language, inner-city kids. It's so much easier to quit on somebody than to remediate.

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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

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I urge all Texans to answer the call to serve those in need. By volunteering their time, energy or resources to helping others, adults and youngsters follow Christ's message of love and service in thought and deed. Therefore I, George W. Bush, Governor of Texas, do hereby proclaim June 10, 2000, Jesus Day in Texas and urge the appropriate recognition whereof. In official recognition whereof, I hereby affix my signature this 17th day of March, 2000.

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