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Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

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The point is, this is a way to help inoculate me about what has come and is coming.

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An idea is a feat of association.

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Whatever it took to help Taiwan defend theirself.

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The great thing about America is everybody should vote.

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What is it that strikes a spark of humor from a man? It is the effort to throw off, to fight back the burden of grief that is laid on each one of us. In youth we don't feel it, but as we grow to manhood we find the burden on our shoulders. Humor? It is nature's effort to harmonize conditions. The further the pendulum swings out over woe the further it is bound to swing back over mirth.

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There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead.

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A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

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The only thing I know about Slovakia is what I learned first-hand from your foreign minister, who came to Texas.

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Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

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Well, honor is the subject of my story.

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There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it.

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I haven't had a chance to talk, but I'm confident we'll get a bill that I can live with if we don't.

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These demands are not open to negotiation or discussion.

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I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified.

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This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot. I understand the emotionality of death penalty cases.

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I've changed my style somewhat, as you know. I'm less - I pontificate less, although it may be hard to tell it from this show. And I'm more interacting with people.

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Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.

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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.

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Quotas are bad for America. It's not the way America is all about.

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