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I read the newspaper.

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Knavery and flattery are blood relations.

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If the East Timorians decide to revolt, Im sure Ill have a statement.

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Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well.

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As Governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards.

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I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.

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Can't living with the bill means it won't become law.

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Nothing is stronger than habit.

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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.

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I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.

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I expect you to work hard on our agenda.

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The course of this conflict is not known, yet its outcome is certain. Freedom and fear, justice and cruelty, have always been at war, and we know that God is not neutral between them.

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The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?

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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

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It's your money. You paid for it.

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When once you have got hold of a vulgar joke, you may be certain that you have got hold of a subtle and spiritual idea.

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We waited for Congress to act. They couldn't act on the issue. So I just went ahead and signed an executive order which will unleash - [applause] - which says the federal agencies will not discriminate against faith-based programs. They ought to welcome the armies of compassion as opposed to turning them away.

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Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

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The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present.

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If the East Timorians decide to revolt, Im sure Ill have a statement.

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