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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

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I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans.

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Really proud of it. A great campaign. And I'm really pleased with the organization and the thousands of South Carolinians that worked on my behalf. And I'm very gracious and humbled.

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The fundamental question is, 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective.

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My pan plays down an unprecedented amount of our national debt.

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We come before God to pray for the missing and the dead, and for those who loved them... Our purpose as a nation is firm, yet our wounds as a people are recent and unhealed and lead us to pray... This world he created is of moral design. Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness, remembrance, and love have no end, and the Lord of life holds all who die and all who mourn... Neither death nor life nor angels nor principalities, nor powers nor things present nor things to come nor height nor depth can separate us from God's love.

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It has sustained me in moments of success and in moments of disappointment. Without it, I'd be a different person. And without it, I doubt I'd be here today.

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A tax cut is really one of the anecdotes to coming out of an economic illness.

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What is amusing now had to be taken in desperate earnest once.

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You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report it.

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This campaign not only hears the voices of the entrepreneurs and the farmers and the entrepreneurs, we hear the voices of those struggling to get ahead.

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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, 'Alright, let's go.'

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I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth.

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Clumsy jesting is no joke.

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There's been shock waves sent throughout all parts of the nation's economic fabric.

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Cynicism is humor in ill health.

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I believe God did create the world. And I think we're finding out more and more and more as to how it actually happened.

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Really proud of it. A great campaign. And I'm really pleased with the organization and the thousands of South Carolinians that worked on my behalf. And I'm very gracious and humbled.

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I'm also honored to be here with the speaker of the House - just happens to be from the state of Illinois. I'd like to describe the speaker as a trustworthy man. He's the kind of fellow who says when he gives you his word he means it. Sometimes that doesn't happen all the time in the political process.

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You might want to comment on that, Honorable.

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