George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Thinking Quotes

I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth.

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Humor, to be comprehensible to anybody, must be built upon a foundation with which he is familiar. If he can't see the foundation the superstructure is to him merely a freak -- like the Flatiron building without any visible means of support -- something that ought to be arrested.

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The old idea that the joke was not good enough for the company has been superseded by the new aristocratic idea that the company was not worthy of the joke. They have introduced an almost insane individualism into that one form of intercourse which is specially and uproariously communal. They have made even levities into secrets. They have made laughter lonelier than tears.

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A jest often decides matters of importance more effectively and happily than seriousness.

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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

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I don't have to accept their tenants. I was trying to convince those college students to accept my tenants. And I reject any labeling me because I happened to go to the university.

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I understand small business growth. I was one.

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My pan plays down an unprecedented amount of our national debt.

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He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.

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Well, you know, I think the American people are sacrificing now. I think they're waiting in airport lines longer than they've ever had before.

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That's Washington. That's the place where you find people getting ready to jump out of the foxholes before the first shot is fired.

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Governor Bush will not stand for the subsidation of failure.

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We ought to make the pie higher.

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The course of this conflict is not known, yet its outcome is certain. Freedom and fear, justice and cruelty, have always been at war, and we know that God is not neutral between them.

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I dont want to win? If that were the case why the heck am I on the bus 16 hours a day, shaking thousands of hands, giving hundreds of speeches, getting pillared in the press and cartoons and still staying on message to win?

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I want to make it clear to people that the idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous.

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It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature.

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The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present.

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There are prayers that help us last through the day, or endure the night. There are prayers of friends and strangers, that give us strength for the journey. And there are prayers that yield our will to a will greater than our own.

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Keep good relations with the Grecians.

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