George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Leader Quotes

They have miscalculated me as a leader.

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I don't think that witchcraft is a religion. I wish the military would rethink this decision.

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To give law enforcement the additional tools it needs to track down terror here at home.

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If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, 'I don't think he knows where he's going.'

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We've got a cultural issue in America. We've got to change the whole way the issue is looked at. That's the mission. Some in the political process don't have enough patience for that, and I probably don't either.

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If he's - the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a - is a noble institution I would - I would strongly reject that assumption - that John Ashcroft is a openminded, inclusive person.

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She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal - Antonio.

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I understand religion is a walk, it's a journey. And I fully recognize that I'm a sinner, just like you.

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There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead.

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The true and lasting genius of humour does not drag you thus to boxes labelled 'pathos,' 'humour,' and show you all the mechanism of the inimitable puppets that are going to perform. How I used to laugh at Simon Tapperwit, and the Wellers, and a host more! But I can't do it now somehow; and time, it seems to me, is the true test of humour. It must be antiseptic.

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I encourage employers to permit their workers time off during the lunch hour to attend the noontime services to pray for our land.

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The fact that he relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign.

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My pan plays down an unprecedented amount of our national debt.

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As Governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards.

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Our priorities is our faith.

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You can always rely on America to do the right thing -- once it has exhausted the alternatives.

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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.'

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It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots.

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You saw the president yesterday. I thought he was very forward-leaning, as they say in diplomatic nuanced circles.

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I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them.

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