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I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures.

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Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that, when I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it.

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A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a throne.

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Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.

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He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

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In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.

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In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.

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Where others have hearts, he carries a tumor of rotten principles.

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It is true, I worry about the hype. The only person more over-hyped than me is you.

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I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

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EVANGELIST, n. A bearer of good tidings, particularly (in a religious sense) such as assure us of our own salvation and the damnation of our neighbors.

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I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.

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The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

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All art is quite useless.

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I love smiles. That is a fact. How to develop smiles? There are a variety of smiles. Some smiles are sarcastic. Some smiles are artificial-diplomatic smiles. These smiles do not produce satisfaction, but rather fear or suspicion. But a genuine smile gives us hope, freshness. If we want a genuine smile, then first we must produce the basis for a smile to come.

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Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everybody in good society holds exactly the same opinions.

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It is a noteworthy fact that kicking and beating have played so considerable a part in the habits which necessity has imposed on mankind in past ages that the only way of preventing civilized men from beating and kicking their wives is to organize games in which they can kick and beat balls.

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It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain doesn't get it.

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I don't recognize you - I've changed a lot.

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Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm.

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