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I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

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Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.

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Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the belly-wriggling invertebrates, the miserable soddingrotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling, dithering, palsied, pulse-less lot that make up England today. They've got white of egg in their veins, and their spunk is that watery it's a marvel they can breed.

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Science can never solve one problem without raising ten more problems.

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There but for the grace of God, goes God.

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PROPERTY, n. Any material thing, having no particular value, that may be held by A against the cupidity of B. Whatever gratifies the passion for possession in one and disappoints it in all others. The object of man's brief rapacity and long indifference.

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Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.

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Some people approach every problem with an open mouth.

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PATRIOT, n. One to whom the interests of a part seem superior to those of the whole. The dupe of statesmen and the tool of conquerors.

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'Don't you worry, and don't you hurry.' I know that phrase by heart, and if all other music should perish out of the world it would still sing to me.

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Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

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The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years.

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He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be an artist.

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America is one long expectoration.

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I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

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In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.

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In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.

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Their demeanor is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive. I should think there is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute of humor, vivacity, or the capacity for enjoyment.

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I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures.

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