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Every reformation must have its victims. You can’t expect the fatted calf to share the enthusiasm of the angels over the prodigal’s return.

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The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened.

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The censorious said she slept in a hammock and understood Yeats's poems, but her family denied both stories.

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People talk vaguely about the innocence of a little child, but they take mighty good care not to let it out of their sight for twenty minutes.

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Oysters are more beautiful than any religion... There's nothing in Christianity or Buddhism that quite matches the sympathetic unselfishness of an oyster.

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It occurred to me that I would like to be a poet. The chief qualification, I understand is that you must be born. Well, I hunted up my birth certificate, and found that I was all right on that score.

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A beautifully constructed borshch, such as you are going to experience presently, ought not only to banish conversation but almost to annihilate thought.

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When people grow gradually rich their requirements and standard of living expand in proportion, while their present-giving instincts often remain in the undeveloped condition of their earlier days. Something showy and not-too-expensive in a shop is their only conception of the ideal gift.

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Children are given us to discourage our better emotions.

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By insisting on having your bottle pointing to the north when the cork is being drawn, and calling the waiter Max, you may induce an impression on your guests which hours of laboured boasting might be powerless to achieve. For this purpose, however, the guests must be chosen as carefully as the wine.

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Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.

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You evidently feel that brevity is the soul of widowhood.

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I always say beauty is only sin deep.

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His socks compelled one's attention without losing one's respect.

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I think she must have been very strictly brought up, she's so desperately anxious to do the wrong thing correctly.

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You needn't tell me that a man who doesn't love oysters and asparagus and good wines has got a soul, or a stomach either. He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.

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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

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I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.

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Poverty keeps together more homes than it breaks up.

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Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance.

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