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Morality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married.

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Of all the anti-social vested interests the worst is the vested interest in ill-health.

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I can think of no other edifice constructed by man as altruistic as a lighthouse. They were built only to serve.

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If you can’t appreciate what you’ve got, you’d better get what you can appreciate.

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The heretic is always better dead. And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.

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A woman whose face looked as if it had been made of sugar and someone had licked it.

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A married man is a man with a past, while a bachelor is a man with a future.

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The notion that disarmament can put a stop to war is contradicted by the nearest dogfight.

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Life's no brief candle-it's a splendid torch!

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I'm not a teacher: only a fellow traveler of whom you asked the way. I pointed ahead - ahead of myself as well as you.

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The moment we face it frankly we are driven to the conclusion that the community has a right to put a price on the right to live in it

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A thing that nobody believes cannot be proved too often.

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When I speak of The Case for Equality I mean human equality; and that, of course, can only mean one thing: it means equality of income.

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Ye poor posterity, think not that ye are the first. Other fools before ye have seen the sun rise and set, and the moon change her shape and her hour. As they were so ye are; and yet not so great; for the pyramids my people built stand to this day; whilst the dustheaps on which ye slave, and which ye call empires, scatter in the wind even as ye pile your dead sons' bodies on them to make yet more dust.

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Whisky is liquid sunshine.

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Money enables us to get what we want instead of what other people think we want.

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That is what all poets do: they talk to themselves out loud; and the world overhears them. But it's horribly lonely not to hear someone else talk sometimes.

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Get out of my way; for I won't stop for you.

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The sex relation is not a personal relation. It can be irresistibly desired and rapturously consummated between persons who could not endure one another for a day in any other relation.

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Gardening is the only unquestionably useful job.

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