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The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school.

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The more I see of the moneyed classes, the more I understand the guillotine.

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What a man is depends on his character; but what he does, and what we think of what he does, depends on his circumstances.

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We cut the throat of a calf and hang it up by the heels to bleed to death so that our veal cutlet may be white; we nail geese to a board and cram them with food because we like the taste of liver disease; we tear birds to pieces to decorate our women's hats; we mutilate domestic animals for no reason at all except to follow an instinctively cruel fashion; and we connive at the most abominable tortures in the hope of discovering some magical cure for our own diseases by them.

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The only way for a woman to provide for herself decently is for her to be good to some man that can afford to be good to her.

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Nobel Prize money is a life-belt thrown to a swimmer who has already reached the shore in safety.

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For nearly twenty years I have been a published author... But I have never yet seen a book of mine offered for sale in a shop window.

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Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

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Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

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The open mind never acts: when we have done our utmost to arrive at a reasonable conclusion, we still must close our minds for the moment with a snap, and act dogmatically on our conclusions.

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A nap, my friend, is a brief period of sleep which overtakes superannuated persons when they endeavor to entertain unwelcome visitors or to listen to scientific lectures.

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Man is the only animal which esteems itself rich in proportion to the number and voracity of its parasites.

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Nothing is ever done in this world until men are prepared to kill one another if it is not done.

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A newspaper, not having to act on its descriptions and reports, but only to sell them to idly curious people, has nothing but honor to lose by inaccuracy and non-veracity.

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Worst of all, there is no sign of any relaxation of antisemitism. Logically it has nothing to do with Fascism. But the human raceis imitative rather than logical; and as Fascism spreads antisemitism spreads.

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How can you dare teach a man to read until you've taught him everything else first?

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In a living society every day is a day of judgment; and its recognition as such is not the end of all things but the beginning ofa real civilization.

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Of all the damnable waste of human life that ever was invented, clerking is the worst.

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Those who understand evil pardon it.

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When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, "The one I feed the most."

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