George Bernard Shaw Quotes, Mistake Quotes, Wonderful Quotes

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. If all economists were laid end to end they would not reach a conclusion.

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Syllables govern the world.

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Female murderers get sheaves of offers of marriage.

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As I write, there is a craze for what is called psychoanalysis, or the cure of diseases by explaining to the patient what is the matter with him: an excellent plan if you happen to know what is the matter with him, especially when the explanation is that there is nothing the matter with him.

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For nearly twenty years I have been a published author... But I have never yet seen a book of mine offered for sale in a shop window.

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The word morality, if we met it in the Bible, would surprise us as much as the word telephone or motor car.

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I'm not a teacher: only a fellow traveler of whom you asked the way. I pointed ahead - ahead of myself as well as you.

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If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.

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Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations.

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The mathematician is fascinated with the marvelous beauty of the forms he constructs, and in their beauty he finds everlasting truth.

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Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes

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The notion that the colonel need be a better man than the private is as confused as the notion that the keystone need be stronger than the coping stone.

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If the announcer can produce the impression that he is a gentleman, he may pronounce as he pleases.

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A book is like a child: it is easier to bring it into the world than to control it when it is launched there.

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Money enables us to get what we want instead of what other people think we want.

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Fine art is the only teacher except torture.

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When I see that the nineteenth century has crowned the idolatry of Art with the deification of Love, so that every poet is supposed to have pierced to the holy of holies when he has announced that Love is the Supreme, or the Enough, or the All, I feel that Art was safer in the hands of the most fanatical of Cromwell's major generals than it will be if ever it gets into mine.

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But to admire a strong person and to live under that strong person’s thumb are two different things.

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I was a cannibal for twenty-five years. For the rest I have been a vegetarian.

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Titles distinguish the mediocre, embarrass the superior, and are disgraced by the inferior.

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