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Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty.

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Syllables govern the world.

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Go anywhere in England where there are natural wholesome, contented and really nice English people; and what do you find? That the stables are the real centre of the household.

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Stimulate the phagocytes.

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We are more gullible and superstitious today than we were in the Middle Ages, and an example of modern credulity is the widespread belief that the Earth is round. The average man can advance not a single reason for thinking that the Earth is round. He merely swallows this theory because there is something about it that appeals to the twentieth century mentality.

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Our prejudices are so deeply rooted that we never think of them as prejudices but call them common sense.

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If we women were particular about men's characters, we should never get married at all.

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Until the men of action clear out the talkers we who have social consciences are at the mercy of those who have none.

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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

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We are not taught to think decently on sex subjects, and consequently we have no language for them except indecent language.

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Conceive. That is the word that means both the beginning in imagination and the end in creation.

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The utmost I can bear for myself in my best days is that I was one of the hundred best playwrights in the world, which is hardly a supreme distinction.

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Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

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Journalists are too poorly paid in this country to know anything that is fit for publication.

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Remember that I too am mortal.

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Orchestras only need to be sworn at, and a German is consequently at an advantage with them, as English profanity, except in America, has not gone beyond a limited technology of perdition.

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Miracles, in the sense of phenomena we cannot explain, surround us on every hand: life itself is the miracle of miracles.

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I know I began as a passion and have ended as a habit , like all husbands .

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They tell me that So-and-So, who does not write prefaces, is no charlatan. Well, I am. I first caught the ear of the British public on a cart in Hyde Park, to the blaring of brass bands,and this . . . because . . . I am a natural-born mountebank.

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[...] any fool can make a discovery. Every baby has to discover more in the first years of its life than Roger Bacon ever discovered in his laboratory.

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