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Morality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married.

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We know there is intention and purpose in the universe, because there is intention and purpose in us.

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The American Constitution, one of the few modern political documents drawn up by men who were forced by the sternest circumstances to think out what they really had to face, instead of chopping logic in a university classroom.

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The great dramatist has something better to do than to amuse either himself or his audience. He has to interpret life.

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Everyone can see that the people who hunt are the right people and the people who don't are the wrong ones.

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Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

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English is the easiest language to speak badly.

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If any religion had a chance of ruling over England, nay Europe within the next hundred years, it could be Islam.

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Justice is impartiality. Only strangers are impartial.

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To withhold deserved praise lest it should make its object conceited is as dishonest as to withhold payment of a just debt lest your creditor should spend the money badly.

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Success covers a multitude of blunders.

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The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage by holding up to you a mirror in which you can see a noble image of yourself.

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If you leave the smallest corner of your head vacant for a moment, other people's opinions will rush in from all quarters.

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Nothing is worth doing unless the consequences may be serious.

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The Anti-Vivisector does not deny that physiologists must make experiments and even take chances with new methods. He says that they must not seek knowledge by criminal methods, just as they must not make money by criminal methods. He does not object to Galileo dropping cannon balls from the top of the leaning tower of Pisa; but he would object to shoving off two dogs or American tourists.

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No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: he is always convinced that it says what he means.

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What God hath joined together no man shall put asunder: God will take care of that.

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The real moment of success is not the moment apparent to the crowd.

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Truth telling is not compatible with the defence of the realm.

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When men die of disease they are said to die from natural causes. When they recover (and mostly they do) the doctor gets the credit of curing them.

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