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Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.

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A love affair should always be a honeymoon. And the only way to make sure of that is to keep changing the man; for the same man can never keep it up.

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You are going to let the fear of poverty govern you life and your reward will be that you will eat, but you will not live.

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The road to ignorance is paved with good editors.

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The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.

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The only person who acts sensibly is my tailor. He takes my measure anew every time he sees me. Everyone else goes by their old measurements.

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I am very sorry, but I cannot learn languages. I have tried hard, only to find that men of ordinary capacity can learn Sanskrit in less time that it takes me to buy a German Dictionary

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If you begin by sacrificing yourself to those you love, you will end by hating those to whom you have sacrificed yourself.

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Men are not governed by justice, but by law or persuasion. When they refuse to be governed by law or persuasion, they have to be governed by force or fraud, or both.

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Audacious ribald: your laughter will finish in hideous boredom before morning.

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Popular Christianity has for its emblem a gibbet, for its chief sensation a sanginary execution after torture, for its central mystery is an insane vengeance bought off by a trumpery expiation. But there is a nobler and profounder Christianity which affirms the sacred mystery of equality and forbids the glaring futility and folly of vengeance.

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Every fool believes what his teachers tell him, and calls his credulity science or morality as confidently as his father called it divine revelation.

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Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

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Woman reduces us all to the common denominator.

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Socialism is the same as Communism, only better English.

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Discussing vaccination with a doctor is like discussing vegetarianism with a butcher.

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The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.

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People expect too much of one year and too little of ten.

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What is life but a series of inspired follies? The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance: it doesn’t come every day.

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I find that the moment I let a woman make friends with me, she becomes jealous, exacting, suspicious, and a damned nuisance. I find that the moment I let myself make friends with a woman, I become selfish and tyrannical.

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