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You are my inspiration and my folly. You are my light across the sea, my million nameless joys, and my day's wage. You are my divinity, my madness, my selfishness, my transfiguration and purification. You are my rapscallionly fellow vagabond, my tempter and star. I want you.

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I believe in Michelangelo, Velasquez, and Rembrandt; in the might of design, the mystery of color, the redemption of all things by Beauty everlasting, and the message of Art that has made these hands blessed. Amen. Amen.

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What's the use of money if you have to earn it.

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When God created man and woman, he did not take a patent. That's why any imbecile has been able to do so ever since.

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Telling the truth is the funniest joke in the world.

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Murder and capital punishment are not opposites that cancel one another, but similars that breed their kind. It is the deed that teaches not the name we give it.

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I am the most spontaneous speaker in the world because every word, every gesture, and every retort has been carefully rehearsed.

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It is most unwise for people in love to marry.

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It is very doubtful whether man is enough of a political animal to produce a good, sensible, serious and efficient constitution. All the evidence is against it.

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The thief who is in prison is not necessarily more dishonest than his fellows at large, but mostly one who, through ignorance or stupidity [or racism or poverty! - Draffan] steals in a way that is not customary. He snatches a loaf from the baker's counter and is promptly run into gaol. Another man snatches bread from the table of hundreds of widows and orphans and similar credulous souls who do not know the ways of company promoters; and, as likely as not, he is run into Parliament.

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Every girl has a right to be loved.

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What really flatters a man is that you think him worth flattering.

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I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.

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The function of the actor is to make the audience imagine for the moment that real things are happening to real people.

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You can lose a man like that by your own death, but not by his.

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The conversion of a savage to Christianity is the conversion of Christianity to savagery.

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It is nearly 50 years since I was assured by a conclave of doctors that if I did not eat meat I should die of starvation.

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Whether you think Jesus was God or not, you must admit he was a first-rate political economist.

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Property is organized robbery.

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Optimistic lies have such immense therapeutic value that a doctor who cannot tell them convincingly has mistaken his profession.

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