George Bernard Shaw Quotes, Real Quotes, Noise Quotes

The real Brahms is nothing more than a sentimental voluptuary. rather tiresomely addicted to dressing himself up as Handel or Beethoven and making a prolonged and intolerable noise.

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You sometimes have to answer a woman according to her womanliness, just as you have to answer a fool according to his folly.

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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

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Physically there is nothing to distinguish human society from the farm-yard except that children are more troublesome and costly than chickens and calves and that men and women are not so completely enslaved as farm stock.

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To a mathematician the eleventh means only a single unit: to the bushman who cannot count further than his ten fingers it is an incalculable myriad.

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Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal.

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It is not the number of years we have behind us, but the number we have before us, that makes us careful and responsible and determined to find out the truth about everything.

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The apparent multiplication of gods is bewildering at the first glance, but you soon discover that they are the same GOD. There is always one uttermost God who defies personification. This makes Hinduism the most tolerant religion in the world, because its one transcendent God includes all possible gods. In fact Hinduism is so elastic and so subtle that the most profound Methodist, and crudest idolater, are equally at home with it.

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Idiots are always in favour of inequality of income (their only chance of eminence), and the really great in favour of equality.

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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?

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If parents would only realize how they bore their children.

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Poverty doesn't bring unhappiness; it brings degradation.

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The real pleasure of one's life is the devotion to a great objective of one's consideration.

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I am justified. For I chose wisdom and the knowledge of good and evil ; and now there is no evil; and wisdom and good are one. It is enough.

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Oh, come! That boot is on the other leg. Why should you call me to account for eating decently? If I battened on the scorched corpses of animals, you might well ask me why I did that

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Thus, I blush to add, you can not be a philosopher and a good man, though you may be a philosopher and a great one.

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Englishmen hate Liberty and Equality too much to understand them. But every Englishman loves a pedigree.

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I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it over to the government in taxes to keep it going.

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A veteran journalist has never had time to think twice before he writes.

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When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.

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