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I hate women because they always know where things are.

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One of the chief misfortunes of honest people is that they are cowardly.

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Inspiration: A peculiar effect of divine flatulence emitted by the Holy Spirit which hisses into the ears of a few chosen of God.

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The ancient Romans built their greatest masterpieces of architecture, their amphitheaters, for wild beasts to fight in.

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Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game.

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Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense.

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Men use thought only as authority for their injustice, and employ speech only to conceal their thoughts.

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Dont think money does everything or you are going to end up doing everything for money.

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What is toleration? It is the prerogative of humanity. We are all steeped in weaknesses and errors: Let us forgive one another's follies, it is the first law of nature.

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Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.

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It is fancy rather than taste which produces so many new fashions

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To announce truths is an infallible receipt for being persecuted.

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Fools admire everything in an author of reputation.

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the women are never at a loss, God provides for them, let us run.

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The human brain is a complex organ with the wonderful power of enabling man to find reasons for continuing to believe whatever it is that he wants to believe.

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A physician is an unfortunate gentleman who is every day required to perform a miracle; namely to reconcile health with intemperance.

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My life is a struggle.

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Those who can be made to believe absurdities can be made to commit atrocities.

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It is vain for the coward to flee; death follows close behind; it is only by defying it that the brave escape.

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Verses which do not teach men new and moving truths do not deserve to be read.

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