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God created sex. Priests created marriage.

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I read only to please myself, and enjoy only what suits my taste.

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History is nothing but a pack of tricks that we play upon the dead.

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One merit of poetry few persons will deny: it says more and in fewer words than prose.

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Hope should no more be a virtue than fear; we fear and we hope, according to what is promised or threatened us.

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Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce.

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Will is wish, and liberty is power.

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We are intelligent beings: intelligent beings cannot have been formed by a crude, blind, insensible being: there is certainly some difference between the ideas of Newton and the dung of a mule. Newton's intelligence, therefore, came from another intelligence

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The more a man knows, the less he talks.

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Descartes constructed as noble a road of science, from the point at which he found geometry to that to which he carried it, as Newton himself did after him. ... He carried this spirit of geometry and invention into optics, which under him became a completely new art.

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Those who can be made to believe absurdities can be made to commit atrocities.

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As long as people believe in absurdities they will continue to commit atrocities.

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Let us work without theorizing, tis the only way to make life endurable.

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Doctors put drugs of which they know little into bodies of which they know less for diseases of which they know nothing at all.

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To enjoy life we must touch much of it lightly.

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Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.

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We are all full of weakness and errors; let us mutually pardon each other our follies - it is the first law of nature.

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You see, Mademoiselle, I have experience, I know the world. To pass the time, why don't you ask every passenger to tell you his life's story? And if there is a single one among them who has never cursed his life, who has not often told himself that he was the unhappiest of men, then you may throw me overboard, headfirst!

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Paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value - zero.

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Learn to cultivate your own garden.

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