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A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.

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In defeat, unbeatable; in victor, unbearable

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I remember when I was a child, being taken to the celebrated Barnum's Circus, which contained an exhibition of freaks and monstrosities, but the exhibit on the program which I most desired to see was the one described as ‘The Boneless Wonder’. My parents judged that the spectacle would be too demoralizing and revolting for my youthful eye and I have waited fifty years, to see The Boneless Wonder sitting on the Treasury Bench.

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A vocabulary of truth and simplicity will be of service throughout your life.

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If you recognize anyone it does not mean you like them.

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Of all the branches of men in the forces there is none which shows more devotion and faces grimmer perils than the submariners.

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Do not let us speak of darker days, let us speak rather of sterner days. These are not dark days: these are great days-the greatest days our country has ever lived; and we must all thank God that we have been allowed, each of us according to our stations, to play a part in making these days memorable in the history of our race.

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In war as in life, it is often necessary when some cherished scheme has failed, to take up the best alternative open, and if so, it is folly not to work for it with all your might.

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Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry.

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It is of no account; after all, the old bird does not fly far from his nest.

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Give me the facts, and I will twist them the way I want, to suit my argument.

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Unless some effective supranational government can be set up and brought quickly into action, the prospects of peace and human progress are dark and doubtful.

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No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith.

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I do not see any other way of realizing our hopes about World Organization in five or six days. Even the Almighty took seven.

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We are all worms. However, I like to think I'm a glow worm

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It is better to be frightened now than killed hereafter

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I propose that 100,000 degenerate Britons should be forcibly sterilized and others put in labour camps to halt the decline of the British race.

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No more let us alter or falter or palter. From Malta to Yalta, and Yalta to Malta.

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Sunshine is my quest.

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First, Poland has been again overrun by two of the great powers which held her in bondage for 150 years but were unable to quench the spirit of the Polish nation. The heroic defense of Warsaw shows that the soul of Poland is indestructible, and that she will rise again like a rock which may for a spell be submerged by a tidal wave but which remains a rock.

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