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RAREBIT n. A Welsh rabbit, in the speech of the humorless, who point out that it is not a rabbit. To whom it may be solemnly explained that the comestible known as toad-in-a-hole is really not a toad, and that riz-de-veau à la financière is not the smile of a calf prepared after the recipe of a she banker.

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If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.

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A genial hearth, a hospitable board, and a refined rusticity.

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For if you bake bread with indifference, you bake a bitter bread that feeds but half man's hunger.

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Thy food is such As hath been belch'd on by infected lungs.

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Hors d'oeuvres have always a pathetic interest for me; they remind me of one's childhood that one goes through wondering what the next course is going to be like - and during the rest of the menu one wishes one had eaten more of the hors d'oeuvres.

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It is part of the novelist's convention not to mention soup and salmon and ducklings, as if soup and salmon and ducklings were of no importance.

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The friendly cow, all red and white, I love with all my heart; She gives me cream with all her might, To eat with apple-tart.

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TABLE D'HOTE, n. A caterer's thrifty concession to the universal passion for irresponsibility.

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When the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface

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A man accustomed to American food and American domestic cookery would not starve to death suddenly in Europe, but I think he would gradually waste away, and eventually die.

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A chop is a piece of leather skillfully attached to a bone and administered to the patients at restaurants.

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The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live.

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Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you've conquered human nature .

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Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.

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SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.

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It is a very poor consolation to be told that the man who has given one a bad dinner, or poor wine, is irreproachable in private life. Even the cardinal virtues cannot atone for half-cold entrees.

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WINE, n.Fermented grape-juice known to the Women's Christian Union as "liquor," sometimes as "rum." Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.

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So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being.

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HOSPITALITY, n. The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging.

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