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  • Wife : Elections kaise rahe ? Exit Polls kya keh rahe hain ? Maken : Woh sab chhod pagli, yeh le ��. Happy Rose Day.. Wife : Samajh gayi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Azhar - 62 Sehwag - 60 Virat - 52 Jayasuriya - 48 in Lara - 45 Boucher - 44 Afridi - 37 Anderson - 36 Ab devillers- 31 And Dhritharashtra - 2 Samaz me aye to share karo baba !!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Sali apne Jija k sath train me ja rahi thi. Raat ko wo kafi der tak Jija ko apne Qisse sunati rahi, K, Achanak Jija ne puchha: "Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono "Miyan Biwi" Ki Tarah Guzaaren" Sali sharmate hue boli: "Ji..., jaise aap ki marzi" Jija: "To chalo phir apni bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do"
    • 9 years ago



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  • If Electricity Goes In America They Call The Power Station.. In Japan They Test The Fuse But In India They Check The Neighbours House.. . "Sab Ki Gayi Hai Na, Fir Thik Hai"
    • 9 years ago



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  • सोने में आई भारी गिरावट ~ . . . . . . पहले लोग 10 घण्टे सोते थे। अब whatsapp के कारण 4 घण्टे ही सोते हैं।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girls Marks in Computer:" 99/100 but Doesnt Know How To Turn Off Computer Properly and how to remove PEN drive safely . . . . . Boys Marks In Computer: "44/100 but Knows how To Hack Computer !!
    • 9 years ago



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  • मुश्किलों से भाग जाना आसाँ होता है, हर पहलु ज़िन्दगी का इम्तिहान होता है, डरने वालो को मिलता नहीं कुछ ज़िन्दगी मे, लड़ने वालो के कदमो में जहाँ होता है.
    • 9 years ago



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  • औरतें भी अजीब होती हैं..:smirk:

    देवदास का शाहरुख़ इन्हें रोमांटिक' लगता है,

    और
    अपना पति शराब पिए, तो 'बेवड़ा' लगता है।"

    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy::joy::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , All Funny SMS
  • A Husband And Wife Were Golfing When Suddenly The Wife Asked, "Honey, If I Died Would You Get Married Again?"
    The Husband Said, "No Sweetie."
    The Woman Said, "I'm Sure You Would."
    So The Man Said, "Okay, I Would"
    Then The Woman Asked, "Would You Let Her Sleep In Our Bed?"
    And The Man Replied, "Ya, I Guess So."
    Then The Wife Asked, "Would You Let Her Use My Golf Clubs?"
    And The Husband Replied, "No, She's Left Handed."
    :heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , English Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • Madam (boy se)- kaha h copy..? kahan h pen? boy- jabse tumhe dekha.. kya copy kya pen? . Tere mast-mast 2 nain, mere dil ka le gye chain, gayab h copy or kho gye pen!
    • 9 years ago



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